PH Secret Santa 2019 - The Santae, vengeance!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

PH Secret Santa 2019 - The Santae, vengeance!

Right then, even I had a grumble when the 2018 thread stirred from it's slumber last week (how early?!) however we are already two weeks behind where we started in 2018!

So, shall we all get thinking about what should land under the tree of our victim... chilli fist? super-squirrel? a nice dildo? or a tame endoscope...

The PHSS has brought some truly excellent presents to those who participated in the past, lets carry that on!

Down to business:



This appears to be the 9th annual PHSS and I have taken the opportunity to seize control, much like John McClane did at Nakatomi Plaza.

I think we only had a tiny failure rate last year, lets get back to the 100% of previous years shall we!

As it seems is traditional, I'll copy & paste parts of last years thread opener + rules, robbed from the 2018 thread as it worked well (credit Geeks) ..

Basic Format:

• Starting from right now, register your interest by sending me a PM with your details on (summary of required details is in the rules below)
• Closing date for entry is 10pm on Monday 4th November 2019
• Within short order you'll receive an email with your victim "gift recipient's" details
• Start stalking your victim "recipient". Checking through post history, getting to know your target, learning about them, researching Facebook, disguising yourself to follow closely etc are all part of the fun. Use your newly gained info wisely to decide on the perfect gift for your target.
• Once purchased, wrap your gift and post to your target. Target spend is £10 plus P&P (Feel free to spend more if you wish but there is no pressure here!)
• Drop me an email to let me know it's been dispatched
• Sit back and wait until Christmas Day when you can open your gift!

If you need to get a message to either your Secret Santa or victim "giftee" (got to stop doing that!), send me a PM.

Every now and again I will type out a list of anonymous messages and list who they are for. This will save people giving away their identity and revealing themselves to their SS. I will endeavour to do this on a daily basis, rest assured I will post up messages wherever and whenever possible!

PH Secret Santa 2019 Rules:

• Secret Santa, add your name to the list and then pop me a PM with your username, real name, address, a small list of likes/dislikes and whether NSFW things are acceptable (apparently nobody wants to open a box containing a dildo in front of little Johnny on Xmas morning). If you don't supply information, it'll be assumed you're happy with whatever you get!
• Anybody with allergies or things, please mention in the email
• Target spend is £10 + postage (Spending more is at the senders discretion)
• There will likely be a few international PH'ers involved. If you don't want to pay that little extra for postage please say in your email. If you are a kind hearted soul and actually want an international PH'er then please say this (there is, I believe, one or two PHers around the 'Ring/Spa etc). Any secret Santas without a preference will be used in the case there are not enough people volunteering to do it
• Closing date for entry is 10pm on Monday 4th November 2019. During the following week I will issue everyone an email with the details of your Secret Santa. This is a strict cut off date - if you snooze you lose I'm afraid
• Non-senders of gifts will be named and shamed & potentially suffer VBRJ - anyone have a can of red bull or some frozen sausages handy?
• If a person has specifically requested NOT to receive a certain gift (a common example being a dildo), please do not send them it - that's just not cricket
• Also, if you haven't received a gift near to Christmas let me know. Christmas mail is busy and some of the post to international PH'ers may take longer
• All record of addresses will be destroyed after secret santa is completed
• Photographs of received gifts to be posted on this thread upon opening

Use this template when emailing me your details

PH nom de plume:
Real name:
Address:
Likes:
Dislikes:
NSFW Allowed? (Y/N):
Ok to send to our International PH'ers? (Y/N):

There may be occasional updates to the rules above, please keep an eye on them - I will update this post if needed.

The Santae's decision is final. If you don't play ball, I will find you.

If there are any issues, PM me and I'll do my best to sort it out.

We had some people who missed last year as they didn't see the thread, I'll aim to mail all of last year's victims pointing them this way

Let the games begin!




PH Secret Santa 2019 Victims List

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No

Wrapping Paper




HERE IS THE WIKI TO UPDATE clicky

Edited by Captain Raymond Holt on Friday 27th September 08:52

Edited by Captain Raymond Holt on Thursday 3rd October 07:55

Edited by Captain Raymond Holt on Sunday 15th December 08:22

[Captain Raymond Holt]

As someone will inevitably cock the table up... update this one!

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No

[Captain Raymond Holt]

geeks said:

No.||Username||Present Sent?||Present Received?||

1.	Captain Raymond Holt - Leave the table alone	No	No
2.	Bullett	No	No
3.	Eltax91	No	No
4.	Rawwr	No	No
5.	geeks	No	No
6.	Master Bean	No	No

You snooze you lose

[Captain Raymond Holt]

morgs_ said:

geeks said:

Nice to see we still don't have this whole table etiquette thing down

Maybe its best to go straight to a wiki this year?

Henners Captain Holt, shall we do a PM again this year to the 2018 list?

Have you seen what happens when this lot are let lose on the Wiki?

Ahah! Now I know who Captain Henners is, didn't think I recognised the Holt name!

Here I am!

I'm planning a mail out yes, I raised a ticket in site feedback as when I click on a member's name it takes me to my profile... anyone else have that issue?

[Captain Raymond Holt]

geeks said:

Henners Captain Holt, shall we do a PM again this year to the 2018 list?

Done, mailed everyone who I couldn't see on this years list.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	Bullett	No	No
3.	Eltax91	No	No
4.	Rawwr	No	No
5.	geeks	No	No
6.	Master Bean	No	No
7.	morgs_	No	No
8.	ForZiE23	No	No
9.	AndBurG	No	No
10.	CrunkleFloop	No	No
11.	The Moose	No	No
12.	Giblet	No	No
13.	wildoliver	No	No
14.	thetapeworm	No	No
15.	alorotom	No	No
16.	vixen1700	No	No
17.	XXXXX	No	No
18.	XXXXX	No	No
19.	XXXXX	No	No
20.	XXXXX	No	No

[Captain Raymond Holt]

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	Bullett	No	No
3.	Eltax91	No	No
4.	Rawwr	No	No
5.	geeks	No	No
6.	Master Bean	No	No
7.	morgs_	No	No
8.	ForZiE23	No	No
9.	AndBurG	No	No
10.	CrunkleFloop	No	No
11.	The Moose	No	No
12.	Giblet	No	No
13.	wildoliver	No	No
14.	thetapeworm	No	No
15.	alorotom	No	No
16.	vixen1700	No	No
17.	glade	No	No
18.	williamp	No	No
19.	XXXXX	No	No
20.	XXXXX	No	No
19.	XXXXX	No	No
20.	XXXXX	No	No

I despair at times

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Ladies and gentlemen, victims of all ages...

I have made a change to the template as some clever souls have sent me a list of stuff for 'likes and dislikes' rather than differentiating! So it might be you like a chilli fist, who knows...


Use this template when emailing me your details

PH nom de plume:
Real name:
Address:
Likes:
Dislikes:
NSFW Allowed? (Y/N):
Ok to send to our International PH'ers? (Y/N):

[Captain Raymond Holt]

No.	Username	Present Sent?	Present Received?
1.	Captain Raymond Holt	No	No
2.	Bullett	No	No
3.	Eltax91	No	No
4.	Rawwr	No	No
5.	geeks	No	No
6.	Master Bean	No	No
7.	morgs_	No	No
8.	ForZiE23	No	No
9.	AndBurG	No	No
10.	CrunkleFloop	No	No
11.	The Moose	No	No
12.	Giblet	No	No
13.	wildoliver	No	No
14.	thetapeworm	No	No
15.	alorotom	No	No
16.	vixen1700	No	No
17.	glade	No	No
18.	williamp	No	No
19.	Smiljan	No	No
20.	Rutter	No	No
19.	R8Steve	No	No
20.	XXXXX	No	No
21.	XXXXX	No	No
22.	XXXXX	No	No
23.	XXXXX	No	No
24.	XXXXX	No	No
25.	XXXXX	No	No
26.	XXXXX	No	No

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Sweet Jesus man!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

They take me to my profile, I mentioned it in website feedback and got told it’s a known issue

[Captain Raymond Holt]

andburg said:

The list is growing

I think we had 48 last year... let’s at least match it!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

The Naughty List...

That's right kids, the chilli-fist-list!

I have received details from everyone so far except:

Giblet
wildoliver
vixen1700
Rutter
R8Steve
oldbanger


To be honest some of this is probably due to the PH message system (being ste). If you're on the list please send / resend when convenient, it's not like there's a mad rush.

Edited by Captain Raymond Holt on Thursday 3rd October 11:28

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Did that last week - did prompt quite a few names being added

Was the thread taken off sticky for a bit last year, to let it bob around and catch the eye a bit more? I can't remember.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Rawwr said:

Oi, I sent my details when I signed up!

Right you are! For some reason my email classed you and a couple of others as junk, not that I'd ever make such a consideration. I love you all from the bottom of my heart sack.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Butter Face said:

I’ll send details now.

Received!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

nigelpugh7 said:

That’s me added!

Got you email!

To answer your Q, this stuff plse:


PH nom de plume:
Real name:
Address:
Likes:
Dislikes:
NSFW Allowed? (Y/N):
Ok to send to our International PH'ers? (Y/N):

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Pot Bellied Fool said:

Count me in for another year! Not been very active of late (though do lurk) but that's just part of the challenge for a lucky Santa!

Lucky Santa?... Lucky you with the chilli fist that will stuff your stocking

[Captain Raymond Holt]

We had 48 last year, including the one or two who didn't reciprocate

We're getting closer but agree we should keep pushing for more! I asked for the thread to be destickied for a while (think we did the same in the past) so it can float around a bit - I don't know about you but I often don't pay much attention to stickied threads!

Edited by Captain Raymond Holt on Friday 11th October 13:12

[Captain Raymond Holt]

andburg said:

CrunkleFloop said:

exquisitely hand carved wooden dildo with "optional" chilli flakes?

maybe this is why people don't want to sign up!

Speak for yourself! I'm matching Crunkle up as my SS!