Thrown out of pub - stories

[fido]

It seems to be a rite of passage in the UK. Either that or I hang out with particularly dysfunctional types. Somehow I managed to escape it last night. I was feeling merry, not drunk I should emphasise, but had a liquid lunch and feeling festive by evening time. My half pint was sitting there unattended as the staff had gone off to do something else and I thought I would assist in topping it up to the brim by dabbing the handle a few times. I don’t know why I did it - just thought of my student days pouring pints in the bar and naturally thought I was being helpful. The barman looked like he wanted to strangle me and luckily his colleague stepped in and I muttered sorry several times. Oops .. so what have you done to deserve ejection?

Edited by fido on Saturday 7th December 11:51