Private revenge

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Once upon a time I was with a lass who was so jealous she would start foaming at the mouth if I mentioned I cadged a fag off a female a decade ago.

Many years before I met her I was mates with a South American lass who gave me an Andean hat type thing that never fitted. I once let slip that I actually knew this person and my beloved went bright red and started rolling on the floor.

For her birthday I gave her the hat. She loved it. I loved knowing that she loved it and where it came from. Had she ever discovered its origin I'm sure she would've knifed me to death and boiled her own head.

What revenge have you gotten against people that only you know about?