Covid-19 - Haircut disasters?

[AstonZagato]

My hair is now getting distinctly long. I normally sport a smart short-back-and-sides. These are now looking shaggy. My wife has started to make noises about cutting my hair. She has never cut anyone's hair before but is sure it must be easy. She has found some clippers. At some stage I will succumb.

So I thought I'd start a thread for people to post their or their friends' homegrown haircut disasters.

[AstonZagato]