My Wife is annoyed at me because...

[jeff m]

I used her Chap Stick after falling asleep on the bidet.....

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[so called]

What did you use it on?

[jeff m]

so called said:

What did you use it on?

Maybe do a search on Bidet and it's use

[Spare tyre]

I breathed

[Watchman]

Just this morning... I spilled tea on the duvet, left a window open in the guest room making her cold (her office is adjacent), and didn't wash the dogs' feet after their walk and now she has paw prints on her (previously) clean trousers.

I'm not usually this idiotic.

[Narcisus]

jeff m said:

I used her Chap Stick after falling asleep on the bidet.....

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Interesting .... Did it work ?

[CS Garth]

Narcisus said:

jeff m said:

I used her Chap Stick after falling asleep on the bidet.....

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Interesting .... Did it work ?

I suspect he’s sat on a rubber ring with an arse like the Japanese flag

[Peter911]

CS Garth said:

I suspect he’s sat on a rubber ring with an arse like the Japanese flag

Your confusing it with something that sounds the same, that is attached to a chap.

[ettore]

Flirting over lunch on Friday (with someone else).

[poo at Paul's]

CS Garth said:

arse like the Japanese flag

[shep1001]

Apparently I didn't 'wipe the end of it' after visiting the loo for a tinkle. SWMBO must have been lying or have eyes in the back of her head though as she was still snoring before/during/after my trip to the loo until I got back in the bed and the cats took that as their cue to climb all over her.....

[SpeckledJim]

...I brought the tent indoors to dry after last weekend's wash-out camping trip, and with it came leaves, mud, several snails and a frog.

[SCEtoAUX]

Do what I do and go down Spoons all afternoon.

Here I am, listening to Mark & Lard on my noise cancelling headphones, scoffing a bloody good burger and chips and chucking multiple pints of Ruddles Ale down my throat.

Total spend will be under a tenner for food and four pints.

I'm working too, writing a book. I love Spoons I do.

[kiethton]

Did something that she can't remember that pissed her off.......in her dream...normally takes an hour 2 or me reminding her that its her own insecurity that's caused it before she's normal with me again

[DanoS4]

She caught me in bed with someone else.

In her dream.

And she's annoyed (a) about that (b) that I won't apologise in real life for something that happened in her crazy brain.

[MitchT]

DanoS4 said:

She caught me in bed with someone else.

In her dream.

And she's annoyed (a) about that (b) that I won't apologise in real life for something that happened in her crazy brain.

Woman angry with boyfriend about what he did in her dream

[throt]

DanoS4 said:

She caught me in bed with someone else.

In her dream.

And she's annoyed (a) about that (b) that I won't apologise in real life for something that happened in her crazy brain.

Did you appear to enjoy it ?

[anonymous-user]

Gromm said:

DanoS4 said:

She caught me in bed with someone else.

In her dream.

And she's annoyed (a) about that (b) that I won't apologise in real life for something that happened in her crazy brain.

Tell her that in your dream she usually joins in

[Johnnytheboy]

Used an Americanism.

Circumvented the swear filter.

[DanoS4]

TBH, I left her to it