Phrases that you enjoy the most

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Time for a positive spin on a well established PH thread.

"sounds like a you problem" i've been particularly enjoying over the last week, delivery is everything to avoid any hard feelings.

I also enjoy "a lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine"

share your gems please

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Blib said:

Blimey! You're a team player.

made me laugh out loud... i am a team player, but i like to manage expectations of people thinking i'm an easy target to just dump stuff on

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Deranged Rover said:

For a difficult task - "Like trying to nail blancmange to the ceiling"

My boss's favourite - "The worst they can do is not fire me"

To describe distractions - "When you're up to your arse in alligators, it's difficult to remember that the original plan was to drain the swamp"

And courtesy of Viz:

When describing a 'less well endowed' lady - "Flatter than a plate of piss"

When describing a 'fuller-figured' lady - "Expecting a tough winter"

Love all those

[Pixelpeep Electric]

A great reply to someone (esp at work!) who's been rambling on about all their health conditions...

"wow... if you were a horse, we'd have shot you by now..."

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captain.scarlet said:

'Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.'

Or BOB-FOC for short

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snuffy said:

Someone posted a phrase on PH a while a ago which had me in stiches, but I can't remember it. But it was another term for "God Botherer", something like "Deity Disturber" (it could have been that ?)

Can someone put me out of my misery as to what it might have been ?

Memory breaker ?

[Pixelpeep Electric]

I remember when i first heard 'all over it like a tramp on chips' - good times