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Finally got to use one of my favourites yesterday....
A Friend said to me they were looking for sympathy.
I told them they can find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary!!
They were completely gobsmacked for a few seconds not knowing what to do before tha laughter started....
Anyone else got any good ones??
A Friend said to me they were looking for sympathy.
I told them they can find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary!!
They were completely gobsmacked for a few seconds not knowing what to do before tha laughter started....
Anyone else got any good ones??
had a good one a week ago, was walking home eating nuts and puting the sheels in my free hand when the following coversation kicked off:
Bird : I hope your not going to throw them on the floor
I turn round to see 2 yummy mummies pushing the off spring from hell.
Me : Eh
Bird : I hope your not going to throw them on the fall
Me : No Im just about to put them in the bin over there
Bird : Good, well its just as well I reminded you...
Me : Thanks
I walk over to her offspring. Bend down and say
Me : is this yours??
Bird : Yep
Me : hes cute.
At this point a take aout a nut and say
Me : Monkey wanna nut!!!
The other bird starts pissing herself, I stand up and walk off.
Owned!!!!!
Bird : I hope your not going to throw them on the floor
I turn round to see 2 yummy mummies pushing the off spring from hell.
Me : Eh
Bird : I hope your not going to throw them on the fall
Me : No Im just about to put them in the bin over there
Bird : Good, well its just as well I reminded you...
Me : Thanks
I walk over to her offspring. Bend down and say
Me : is this yours??
Bird : Yep
Me : hes cute.
At this point a take aout a nut and say
Me : Monkey wanna nut!!!
The other bird starts pissing herself, I stand up and walk off.
Owned!!!!!
anonymous said:
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No witnesses.... but have told most of my mates about it and they all agreed it was fantastic... Don't usual have the guts to do things like that but had had a bad day at work and the oppotunity just rose.... Shouldn't be difficult to re-create Clapham common is crawling with Yummy mummies/Nannies pushing the little bastards round!!
It brightened my day even if you lot don't believe....
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