Unfunny Comedians

[SoapyShowerBoy]

I give you Katy Brand



I’m sure some will disagree, however IMO I have never heard a funny thing come out of her mouth. She just talks over people on panel shows and her own show is just a pile of rubbish.

Does anyone else find this lump funny? Can you find a comedian that is even unfunnier?

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SoapyShowerBoy said:

staceyb said:

All comedians are unfunny. Anyone that tries to be funny is unfunny.

That is possibly the most insane thing I have ever read. Don't be so silly.


thanks for making my 1000th post a bloody moan!

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3sixty said:

Andy Parsons. Everything he spouts is so cringeworthy and might raise a laugh in a playground full of 2 year olds. You know the punchline before he's even opened his mouth.

I bloody despise him. Every sentence starts with the same word. "Now........." In a voice that metaphorically brings a cheese greater, a slice of lemon and my bks to the table.

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Fittster said:

How has this thread gone on so long without the name Marcus Bridgestock being mentioned. Ripping off Ben Elton's act from the 1980s isn't funny.

Have you ever heard him on the 'now show' on radio four. I can only assume it’s canned laughter, it's utter tripe.

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Justayellowbadge said:

Fittster said:

Northern Munkee said:

Have we come up with a funny comedienne yet? I know there is, I'm just struggling to think of her name.

Joan Rivers can be funny.

I've seen Lucy Porter and Shappi Khorsandi a few times at local clubs and found them funny.

Shappi Khorsandi said:

look at me, I can do a westernised Asian accent innit and then revert to sounding almost middle class, HA pissing Ha

Not a fan TBH

Edited by SoapyShowerBoy on Monday 27th April 16:09

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oobster said:

I see Graham Norton fell down some stairs after the Baftas last night and broke a couple of ribs.

That cheered me up!

That’s his excuse, he's probably had a few removed so he can........

Well you know the rest, this is PH after all

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maser_spyder said:

stuttgartmetal said:

squeezed into a wetsuit, covered in lard, spread out on a white marble floor, Id deffo give her a go she wouldn't forget


if you're reading this Babe, PM me.

I'll pass that on to her the next time we see her! I'm sure she'll be in touch straight away...

I see you married into, ahem, good stock!

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stuttgartmetal said:

The more I know about her, the more I want her.

That’s not a champagne flute, she's actually holding one of those Stella glasses. Just to give you an idea of the scale we are talking here!

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Emsman said:

Little & large.

Russ fking abott

More recently, Jimmy Carr (about as funny as pains up your left arm spreading to your chest)

At a complete tangent, whilst not wishing to upset a very fine thread, what are peoples views on the show 'the inbetweeners'?

http://www.e4.com/inbetweeners/
I have never seen it. However, I probably wouldn't bother, as it looks a little young for my taste.

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JonRB said:

Miss Pitstop said:

Bill Bailey - Excellent, but like Izzard, you need to be slightly warped of mind!!

Oh dear. I think that says something about me.

I really enjoy Bailey in panel shows, I must go and see him on his next tour. I missed the last one he did before christmas.

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Los Palmas 7 said:

Justayellowbadge said:

XMES RUS said:

Hope I can clasify this rant in here.

The entire cast of "Two pints and a packet of crips", what a terribly unfunny program with very poor comedy actors, utter tripe.
Another comedy score for the Beeb.

However, Sheridan Smith is a deliciously council little nugget of fun.

Too true, although I wouldn't describe her nuggets as "little" by any means.

and you know who she is going out with.......





utter joke, now that is unfunny!

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I would like to add Gina Yashere to this list of unfunny comedians after her awful attempt at being funny on mock the week.

Edited by SoapyShowerBoy on Monday 13th July 14:10

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Invisible man said:

?

Perhaps a reference to wanting to punch your Nan

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Mark-C said:

okgo said:

Just for the newcomers to the thread.

Russell Howard (mock the week) fking little prick, not funny ever, no one comment he has made has ever made me laugh. Andy Parsons is also st.

Both occasionally make me laugh ..... HTH ;-)

Andy Parsons makes you laugh? You must know the punch line at least an hour before he spits it out! I can only assume his family members are in the audience. The other panel members have to 'fake laugh' everytime he speaks.