Men Gruntin while in the mens room

[LotusACBC]

Does anyone else notice how whenever your in the mens room and another gentleman is standing at the urinal they make grunting noises, as if its difficult to pee.I noticed all of them are over 40. What the hell is wrong with them? It pisses me off.

[LotusACBC]

I use this technique all the time.

Ikemi said:

Surely everyone knows the classic 'flush-while-you-dump' technique to hide the potential audiable enslaught?