'True Lad' - Banter

[i'm no superhero]

What is PHs thought on this website, which seeks to collect the experiences of 'true lads?'

I have spent over an hour reading the stories... for a 19 year old it is fking hilarious.

www.truelad.com

Thoughts?

[i'm no superhero]

Chris_w666 said:

Collection of blokey urban myths, discreetly point a couple of stupid mates to it and see how long it takes the posts on there to turn up in their pub banter.

Go to Don Lad stories.

Made up or not, fking genius.

' A mate, on 99 birds shagged, takes back a girl he'd been for drinks with. We (his housemates) all hide behind furniture in the living room when he came back. He starts his foreplay and asks her if she'd mind if he wore cricket gloves whilst they had sex, since it was a bit of a fetish thing for him. She looked confused but said fine, he goes into bag and puts them on. Then asks if he can wear pads, then finally a helmet. Fully padded up, proceeds to enter her and after about 3 minutes (LAD) comes, flicks on the main light switch. We all pop up from behind the sofa with rousing applause and cries of "THATS THE CENTURY!!", he grabs his cricket bat, removes his helmet and acknowledges the crowd. She bursts into tears, dresses quickly and runs out of the front door. She left her pants. LAD'

and

' Mate got absolutely bazookered after a night out and started to drive home. Trying to be cautious while driving past a police car, they turn round and stop him. Before they can start talking to him, he pulls his keys out of the ignition throws them in the road then grabs a bottle of vodka from the glove compartment and steps outside with it. As the cozzers approach him he starts literally downing the vodka. They wait for him to finish his swig and ask him why he's just done this. He said he suffers from anxiety and is an alcoholic and seeing the police gave him a panic attack, so he had to start drinking. Couldn't have breathalised him as it would have been pointless and unreliable. Law-knowing, drink-driving LAD'

• The second one is car related for PH. I don't think it is good, but nonetheless funny.*

[i'm no superhero]

Adam B said:

i'm no superhero said:

Thoughts?

overwhelmingly - what a load of sub-Nuts drivel

Didn't expect PH to like it in honesty!

"I dried my cock in a Dyson Airblade. LAD."

[i'm no superhero]

FYI - a 'lad' is not the sterotypical chav you all seem to think of it.

It is more a student who attends Oxbridge/Durham/UCL/Bristol, who is posh and has loads of money, and does whatever he wants on the lash, and ends the night by pulling some totty and 'chundering EVERYWAH'.

To understand it more, watch this video, which has gone viral and has been a huge success and started countless memes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKFjWR7X5dU

A shame to see the site has been infiltrated by a few dhead chavs, though.

[i'm no superhero]

Motorsport Muse said:

Adrian Sutil was interviewed on the BBC after a podium finish and there was a fit girl standing around with champagne and she congratulated him and then the presenter asked him, "Do you know her?", and he replied "Not Yet". Racing LAD.

Don't think so dude, I think it was genuine.

A bit like the Kimi Raikkonen "I've just had a st" blooper on ITV during the pit lane walkabout.