perenial heamatoma

[evilmunkey]

well i woke up Thursday morning feeling like i had been abducted and had the full anal probe job.... skip forward a day or so and i think i could have been raped in my sleep by satan himself and the pain is getting worse starting to hurt when i cough or walk or wipe my arse..... as usual being a normal bloke i go through all the internet forums thinking the worst. not slept due to the arse pain in 3 days, well today Monday i wake up from a very broken sleep due to the pain and have to go to work, even sitting in the car was agony let alone walking to it... for the first half of the day sitting at my desk was torture, finally went to the loo and there was a pop... whatever it was had burst.. blood and puss dripping out but bloody hell the relief, still very sore but not what it was this morning, about half an hour ago i sprayed some germaliod hc on my arse followed by some germalene cream, my god how good is the spray !!! about an hour on i am totally fine , the germaline is just to stop any further infection from the burst haematoma, but hell its good.... just wondering how many other blokes had woke up in the morning in agony with their arses and if its kinda normal.... usual funny remarks expected... seriously though this morning i could have cried it hurt so much... one of the vilest pains ive ever had . The other half wanted me to see the doc... me being a normal bloke with an exit only sign didn't fancy another blokes digit up my arris !!!

[evilmunkey]

after it popped yesterday, i got some medical advice. a good spray of germaloud hc followd by a dab of germaline antiseptic... no more pain just feel a little bruised. but at least the pain is gone, i can sit down, i had a good nights undisturbed kip too. nice to be on the mend it truley was awful. As for the doctor...yeah stupid i know but thats us men for you. I had decided though if it didnt sort itself by the end of the week i would bite the bullet and go.

[evilmunkey]

@ Twigtherwonderkid ... how fking dare you call me homophobic you dhead.... just because i didnt fancy a finger up the arse... you total fking twunt !!! my brother happens to be batting for the other team and is my best friend, DO NOT JUDGE !!! yeah i was stupid for not getting it checked out i admit that but how many other blokes simply hate going to the docs and think however stupidly things will clear up. well just for the record i did go to the doc. he prodded and poked around , we laughed about the fact i was SIMPLY EMBARRASSED TO POINT MY ASS IN A DOCS FACE... thing is it was a simple haematoma and was sorted pretty much as it burst last monday. he said the antiseptic treatments were good and it has cleared. so mr twigthefknuts go forth and multiply . and as for you homophobic diatribe ... fk you !!!! .

[evilmunkey]

alternavily and i dont give a ste if your mrs backs you up .... are we hiding behind her frock as justification ? DO NOT EVER fkING JUDGE ME ON YOUR OWN VERY MISGUDED, MISJUDGED OPINIONS, PRICK . do i take offense.... hell yeah you tool.

[evilmunkey]

oh a to all the others ... so i dont like a finger up the arse.... doctors or not fk you all too.

[evilmunkey]

deluge ofg swearing ...maybe that show how bloody upset i am by your senile demented totally outragous coments... and yes my brother is gay and in a civil partner ship and yes i do think the world of him and he is my best friend .... anD i am totaly anti homophobic... i dont care who one falls for regardless of sex etc yeah i ham hetro but by the same token i dont expect our kid to have a pop at me because im in a relationship with a woman.