Scary pregnancy scare is scary!

[nagsheadwarrior]

Right, myself and the new lady Nhw have been a bit careless in the contraception dept on quite a few, well maybe a dozen times plus in the last month.

The red flag is due to be raised this weekend and yesterday she gets terrible lady pains as apparently she always does so all good......but now they've stopped!

This apparently has not happened before!

So, is this normal, if she was up spout would the pains even have started or has one swimmer made it though at the last moment and stitched me up?

Any info welcome!

[nagsheadwarrior]

Tiggsy, good call, M.c she's 32 so not in that bracket yet and says this is very abnormal.

A quick googling suggests pain can be an early sign of pregnancy but it's normally milder, she had a humdinger but only for a day.

Just have to wait and see, bollix!

Edited by nagsheadwarrior on Thursday 28th August 07:14

[nagsheadwarrior]

Oh bejeezeus, best get her tested whether the painters arrived or not then, bollix feck st and Arse!

[nagsheadwarrior]

Twas thinking more like aborted, adopted, abducted and sold on tinterweb!

[nagsheadwarrior]

jagracer said:

welve times without contraception Did you never get "the talk" at home or in school, if so you should have listened?
You're either bragging, fking stupid, been taken for a ride in more than one way or all three.
But hey don't worry because the real expense wont start for about 17 years

Bragging no, stupid yes, leathered definitely.

[nagsheadwarrior]

Haha, thankfully not, bullet appears to have been dodged and I've diverted a proportion of the bar budget to durex's hooker spec triple thick bad boys!