Piles

[HootersGsy]

Oh my god, my arse is on fire!

Got some anusol from the chemist but doesn't seem to make a lot of difference, any home remedies worth trying before I get to my GP on Monday for some nuclear strength treatment?

Think I'm going to spend the weekend standing up or lying down, sitting is just too uncomfortable!

[HootersGsy]

Deep heat indeed, I might as well go get some of that mint leaf and tea tree shower gel! Judging by the reviews on Amazon the piles would be the least of my concerns.

Wet wipes in the fridge, sounds moderately sensible!