Snip snip extreme edition
Discussion
I have read through the various vasectomy threads on here in search of clear guidance on getting neutered, and I take note that I will need to wear super-tight undies, sit on a bag of ice and not ride my unicycle back from the appointment, no matter how "fine" I feel. It
My other takeaway is that PH needs a league table of how quickly one might be able to "flush out the pipes". I know you need your certificate for the "all clear".
Some of the questions that I could not find proper answers to are:
- Does a vasectomy have any long-term side effects? I mean... the swimmers have to go somewhere, right?
- Can you get insurance? Not to insure that the procedure "works", but if for some reason I end up with another child, (Twins last time) I'm going to need to get my sad face on for some compensation. those little rascals really take it out of you!
- What are the real statistics on long-term pain and problems with the procedure? There are massive variations in the statistics and reports I can find. Is there any reliable research on this?
- What if you happen to have varicoceles (Varicose veins in the left nut) and don't fancy getting your sack spliced twice? Can you make like a bowl of spaghetti and have them all pulled out in one swift manoeuvre? A cursory google suggests yes, but I can't find a UK site talking about it. Does anyone have first-hand experience in combining the operations?
- Is it worth going private? I suspect the service will be quicker and I'm not worried about the cost, but is it as well regulated? I'm just a little worried about turning up to see DR Zoidberg waiting for me.
My other takeaway is that PH needs a league table of how quickly one might be able to "flush out the pipes". I know you need your certificate for the "all clear".
Some of the questions that I could not find proper answers to are:
- Does a vasectomy have any long-term side effects? I mean... the swimmers have to go somewhere, right?
- Can you get insurance? Not to insure that the procedure "works", but if for some reason I end up with another child, (Twins last time) I'm going to need to get my sad face on for some compensation. those little rascals really take it out of you!
- What are the real statistics on long-term pain and problems with the procedure? There are massive variations in the statistics and reports I can find. Is there any reliable research on this?
- What if you happen to have varicoceles (Varicose veins in the left nut) and don't fancy getting your sack spliced twice? Can you make like a bowl of spaghetti and have them all pulled out in one swift manoeuvre? A cursory google suggests yes, but I can't find a UK site talking about it. Does anyone have first-hand experience in combining the operations?
- Is it worth going private? I suspect the service will be quicker and I'm not worried about the cost, but is it as well regulated? I'm just a little worried about turning up to see DR Zoidberg waiting for me.
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