The Daily Mail list of 'Things that give you cancer

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"Here is a shortlist of some of the things the Daily Mail think give you cancer. Some of these may sound completely ridiculous, but I guarantee that each one of these are all GENUINE claims made by that informative paper I'm forced to buy for my mother every day for the past decade, probably longer.

I am aware that there is an equally stupid CURE list, which I will get round to if people want it. I am slightly alarmed that 'hospitals' or 'medicine' isn't on the CURE list as that is my current game plan if I want consultation on cancer or my general health."

AGE
AIR POLLUTION
AIR TRAVEL
ALCOHOL
ALLERGIES
ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS
ARTIFICIAL LIGHT
ASBESTOS
ASPIRIN
BABIES
BABY BOTTLES
BABY FOOD
BACON
BARBEQUES
BEEF
BEER
BEING A BLACK PERSON
BEING A WOMAN
BEING A MAN
BEING SOUTHERN
BISCUITS
BLOWJOBS
BRAS
BREAD
BREAST FEEDING
BREAST IMPLANTS
BROKEN HEARTS
BUBBLE BATH
BURGERS
CAFFINE
CALCUIM
CANDLE-LIT DINNERS
CANNED FOOD
CARBOHYDRATES
CARS
CEREAL
CHEESE
CHICKEN
CHILDLESSNESS
CHILDREN
CHILDREN’S FOOD
CHILLIS
CHINESE MEDICINE
CHIPS
CHLORINE
CHOCLATE
CITY LIVING
CLIMATE CHANGE
COCA COLA
COD LIVER OIL
COFFEE
CONSTAPATION
CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS
COOKING
CORDLESS PHONES
CRAYONS
CURRY
DEODRANT
DIETING
DOGS
EGGS
ELECTRICITY
ENGLISH BREAKFAST
FACEBOOK
FALSE NAILS
FATHERHOOD
FIBRE
FISH
FLIP FLOPS
FLY SPRAY
FRUIT
GARDENS
GRAPEFRUIT
HAIR DYE
HAM
HEIGHT
HONEY
HOT DRINKS
HRT
INTERNET
IVF
KIDNEY TRANSPLATS
LAMB
LARGE HEADS
LEFT-HANDEDNESS
LIPSTICK
LIVER TRANSPLANTS
MENOPAUSE
MENSTRUATION
METAL
MILK
MOBILE PHONES
MODERN LIVING
MONEY
MORPHINE
MOUTHWASH
NUCLEAR POWER
OBESITY
OESTROGEN
OLDER FATHERs
PASTRY
PEANUT BUTTER
PERFUME
PICKLES
PIZZA
PLASTIC BAGS
PORK
POTATOES
POVERTY
PREGNANCY
RADIOACTIVITY
RICE
SAUSAGES
RETIREMENT
SEX
SHAVING
SKIING
SOUP
SPACE TRAVEL
SUN CREAM
TALCUM POWDER
TEA
TEEN SEX
VITAMINS
WATER
WI-FI
WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE
WORKING
X-RAYS

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evenflow said:

Moved forums? Over zealous moderation FTW!

Health, i didnt post this as a health warning, so that all the phers can protect themselves against cancer. Its meant to be a laugh at the daily mail.

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robinhood21 said:

So, one either dies from starvation or thirst, or take pot-luck and eat/drink something.

choose wisely