OMFG. The utter, utter shame........................

[Hammer67]

Tomorrow, as a result of an ill advised bet, I`ve got to play a whole fking cricket match in one of these outfits:




Gawd almighty what a nightmare.

Any practical advice on minimising the disgrace warmly welcomed.

[Hammer67]

Well, the time has come. The rain dance has failed and some git has hidden the hosepipe.

I may not return.

[Hammer67]

Complete Thread Failure. The weasely Spud geezer with the shirt failed to turn up.

As indeed did we : them 275 for 6, us 119 all out. Shambles.

[Hammer67]

Black can man said:

How many did you get with the blade Hammer ?

11 caught at gulley. Also took 3 for frigging loads.

[Hammer67]

Black can man said:

Good for you sir , i miss playing so so much

I know how you feel, I gave up when my boy was diagnosed autistic and I didn`t play for probly 10 years. Then 5 or 6 years ago I got a phone call out the blue from my club and haven`t stopped playing since. In fact I`m st scared to stop as at 45 if I do then its Good Night Vienna.

The old bones are starting to creak and I have to spend 3 months in the gym each winter to stay fit enough.

On days like today though I do wonder why I bother.