The Official Newcastle United Thread

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"Gooooood evening sir...I am looking to invest £350 million great british pounds and just require your bank account details...."

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mickk said:

vivaronaldo said:

19000 fans in tonight, big club my arse.

the myth of being the best supporters in the land truly exposed

I thought Spurs were in a heap of trouble, i feel better all of a sudden

Christ, I thought we were st - but Newcastle bring a whole new meaning to the term.

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FUBAR said:

Lookie all the Spurs fans gloating

One win does not a season make

It did last season my rouble-loving wh0re...

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vivaronaldo said:

...and our away support is by far the best in the country.

Not a hope in hell...

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vivaronaldo said:

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vivaronaldo said:

...and our away support is by far the best in the country.

Not a hope in hell...

there is no argument on it, you have a good away support, but ours is unrivalled. We always sell out every allocation, we sing for 90 mins, we all stand, we take over every city we go to, and have more songs than any other club. Its one of the reasons we have done so well in the last 15 years, as we always outsing the home supporters.

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Sorry, but at the Lane you're above average, but not the best by any stretch for an away support.

I can't talk for how loud you are at the Emirates though cos half-a-dozen girl guides singing 'Kum by ya my Lord' is louder than the Arse at their place...

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I like you...

Your deluded but consistent...

...consistently deluded

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satch said:

Oh, and what an attractve style of play he used to advocate - eveyone had sore necks after ten minutes.

Remember seeing wimblelong down at the lane one year and I swear the ball would come down with snow on it sometimes.

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largerandrock said:

2 Points in 2 Games not bad

2 points in 2 games is Champions League form compared to Spurs...

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castrolcraig said:

largerandrock said:

fulham tomorrow on sky! another 3 points shirly!!

Edited by largerandrock on Saturday 8th November 16:43

aparently not.....

Newcastle fans eh? You gotta luv 'em for their eternal optimism.

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homicide said:

Situation normal at st.james's then!

No, normally its gang-banged.

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Oh dear...

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IIRC last time you went down...you then went down again the following season didn't you?

Edited by im on Friday 6th March 08:58

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largerandrock said:

im said:

IIRC last time you went down...you then went down again the following season didn't you?

Edited by im on Friday 6th March 08:58

Yeah but what a come back we made!.

Well you did have Ossie at that point...best football I've ever seen Newcastle play...KK included.

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I'm no barcode...I'm a spud just using his meagre memory of the late 80's early 90's when you were seriously rubbish...

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ray_von said:

ERR I know you're not and neither am I. The other one is though.

my team who have been seriously cack for years

Good luck

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That's your lots fate sealed then - Championship footy for y'all next season I'm afraid.

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largerandrock said:

I predict a win for us against the yids!

WARNING




...entering...

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Got a feeling Newcastle will nick this.

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It'll be touch and go for most of the season...will they make it, wont they make it...




Fear not...





...I suspect you'll avoid the drop

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ascayman said:

ashley is indeed a prat but he's a prat because he listened to the (quite idiotic) fans.

I can't disagree with that.