Saved by the chav
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Has anyone got a similar story to this?
The other night I went to Subway with the GF for some late night munch...
As I pulled up I noticed a marked Volvo V70 floating around the retail park obviously looking for scrotes acting up at the adjacent Mcdonalds.
Unfortunately he had taken an eye to my white Type R, not that I can blame him, he drove passed twice giving me a good luck... nothing fishy here officer.
Anyway I drive out and start to head home, just my luck, I pull up behind the Volvo at the lights. I follow him maybe a quarter of a mile until he pulls into a fuel station.... only to pull back out when I drive passed. b
ks, he's going to pull me, I thought. 
Behind me however, there is a 206, and this car is right on my arse, as though to instigate a race (perhaps he was returning from seeing the new Fast&Furious film) - of course I could see full well that the Volvo was behind watching us both, so I didn't even entertain the ned.
Up the road slightly, the road splits into 2, the inside lane for buses cycles and taxis, the outside lane for cars. You can probably guess what's about to happen.
The 206 roars passed undertaking me in the bus lane, with all the might of it's little engine screaming for victory...
5 seconds later followed by a flashing blue lighted Volvo
I have never been so thankful for a chav to be driving like an ahole in my life... thank you!
Anyone else been saved by a chav?
The other night I went to Subway with the GF for some late night munch...
As I pulled up I noticed a marked Volvo V70 floating around the retail park obviously looking for scrotes acting up at the adjacent Mcdonalds.
Unfortunately he had taken an eye to my white Type R, not that I can blame him, he drove passed twice giving me a good luck... nothing fishy here officer.
Anyway I drive out and start to head home, just my luck, I pull up behind the Volvo at the lights. I follow him maybe a quarter of a mile until he pulls into a fuel station.... only to pull back out when I drive passed. b
ks, he's going to pull me, I thought. Behind me however, there is a 206, and this car is right on my arse, as though to instigate a race (perhaps he was returning from seeing the new Fast&Furious film) - of course I could see full well that the Volvo was behind watching us both, so I didn't even entertain the ned.
Up the road slightly, the road splits into 2, the inside lane for buses cycles and taxis, the outside lane for cars. You can probably guess what's about to happen.
The 206 roars passed undertaking me in the bus lane, with all the might of it's little engine screaming for victory...
5 seconds later followed by a flashing blue lighted Volvo
I have never been so thankful for a chav to be driving like an a
hole in my life... thank you! Anyone else been saved by a chav?
hondafanatic said:
Yes...I've had similar, although not Chav related (O/T -I really think that's an overused term)
I was going a fair few leptons above the national speed limit on the M1 heading North. I spotted an unmarked Volvo too late, slammed on the anchors and moved in the natural flow of the traffic. However, the Volvo proceeded to works his way towards my car and slotted in behind me for about two miles...thought 'it's a fair cop' and prepared to be pulled over.
Then a lovely 996 Turbo blated past us at high speed...Volvo instantly put their blues and twos on and off they went.
A few miles down the road I see the 911 on the hardshoulder with the Volvo pulling up behind it.
I could have kissed the 911 driver. But I didn't.
Lucky!I was going a fair few leptons above the national speed limit on the M1 heading North. I spotted an unmarked Volvo too late, slammed on the anchors and moved in the natural flow of the traffic. However, the Volvo proceeded to works his way towards my car and slotted in behind me for about two miles...thought 'it's a fair cop' and prepared to be pulled over.
Then a lovely 996 Turbo blated past us at high speed...Volvo instantly put their blues and twos on and off they went.
A few miles down the road I see the 911 on the hardshoulder with the Volvo pulling up behind it.
I could have kissed the 911 driver. But I didn't.
You've got that eye for the unmarked then, must be a Pistonheads' thing..
Ved said:
DanielJames said:
I don't think they do... I know they do.
I've been pulled over 3 times for "random checks"
The Man must just have it in for you. Corrupt pigdogs of the state, don't you know. I've been pulled over 3 times for "random checks"
There's an identical white Type R locally that can be sometimes seen/heard driving somewhat anti socially sometimes... maybe they think that's me
B.J.W said:
Perhaps he's been banned from KFC? A Chav's gotta eat!
I'm a wondering - other than basic stupidity - why the driver of the pug would drive like an idiot with a marked BiB in close proximity.
I wondered that too, perhaps he was carrying something he shouldn't have been and thought fI'm a wondering - other than basic stupidity - why the driver of the pug would drive like an idiot with a marked BiB in close proximity.
k it I'm off after seeing the police car pull in/out?What's wrong with Subway? Eat fresh homie.
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