Does anybody know how tall Chris Goffey is ?

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This is motor related so thought it best it goes into General Gassing.

Does anybody know how tall Chris Goffey is ?

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Quinten said:

http://freelanceprofiles.responsesource.com/journa...

It says he was a regular contributor to radio 4 and 5 and likes alpacas ?

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Puddenchucker said:

Approximately one Shogun

But hes also as tall as the mountain ?

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Camoradi said:

I saw him in Waitrose last week and he looked about 6' 2", but he was in heels, so maybe 5' 9"

All I did was ask a simple question and now your claiming hes a tranvesite ?

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Leins said:

He once complained of the "fearsome tooth-edge" at head-height on the bootlid of a Mk3 Astra hatch

Does anybody know the head height on the bootlid of a Mk3 Astra hatch ?

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No sign of him - he's gone to ground !!

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Did he marry one of the Nolan sisters ?

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sugarytea said:

I got slightly bored after needing to fill up my wine glass. Not sure what relevance this has at all either way.

Well his head seems a little bigger than the torso so he must be bigger than the Stig ?

Which Stig is it ?

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Hyde said:

If Clarkson is approx 6ft 4", then Chris Goffey appears to be about 3ft 2"

I never realised Clarkson was an amputee ? Maybe he said something to Goffey about his road tests ?

Are you sure we want to mess with this f*cker ??

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helix402 said:

Who is the chap on the bottom left?

What chap on the bottom left ?

Oh, his 'chap' !! You think his pulling his chap ?

Dirty Goffey.

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FredClogs said:

Chris Goffey will not fit in the boot of an A4 Avant, you'll have to cut his legs off.

So normally your legs are roughly half your body length so is Chris Goffey twice the width of an Audi A4 Avant boot ?

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He rocked into the 90's............