so I've just lost my back bumper...

so I've just lost my back bumper...

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WolfAir

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Tuesday 13th September 2016
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For F*cks sake. It has just absolutely chucked it down in Manchester whilst driving to work. Traffic was horrendous and parts of the road flooded so everyone was obviously being cautious but I had some prize bell end in a range sport tidal wave past me at which point the bmw behind me kept flashing his lights at me. I dismissed it and just got to work to find my entire back bumper missing.

I've got my brother out looking for the bumper on my commute, but can I drive the car without a back bumper until I either, find my bumper or find a replacement?
The car is (brace yourselves) Vauxhall Astra VX-line SRI.

Anybody know of anyone breaking one of these? It is a "61" plate who has a cheap rear bumper?

WolfAir

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Tuesday 13th September 2016
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DaveH23 said:
How the hell can a car splashing water cause a bumper to come off?
I have absolutely no idea. I don't even know if that was the time it came off. It was on when I left home, got flashed after I got sprayed and nothing the rest of the way to work, found out when I got to work.

WolfAir

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Tuesday 13th September 2016
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This is what my car looks like now...






WolfAir

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Tuesday 13th September 2016
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g7jhp said:
It's a Vauxhall in Manchester are you sure someone didn't just nick it and you didn't notice when you got in?
haha funny guy. Did make me laugh, but no. Mind, I am definitely sure it was on when I left home...

WolfAir

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Wednesday 14th September 2016
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Mr GrimNasty said:
Maybe my tiny screen, but possible evidence of previous rear end damage?
Yes car was CAT D repaired, obviously not as good a repair as i thought seeing as I no longer have a rear bumper

GuinnessMK said:
I'd be happy enough driving that around with a number plate cable tied on, until I could source a new bumper.

If I was parking on street at night for any length of time, I'd get some stick on reflectors as an interim measure.
Yes but I lost the rear number plate along with the bumper frown. As long as I can get it home, itl go on the driveway until I can sort a repair out.

deltashad said:
Man, this is a funny post. But I think in all honesty something was not right with the bumper in the first place, this is not normal.
I think assumptions can be made of a not so secure rear bumper fix...

The worst thing is, my brother followed my commute and says there was nothing in the road or by the side. Who would take a random bumper on the side of the road? Given it was chucking it down at the time, but still.


WolfAir

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Wednesday 21st September 2016
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Well, driving home on the morning after I lost my bumper, I found it biggrin. Some very considerate person had picked it up and left it on the side of the pavement.
It is scuffed and scratched but no major damage. Did cost me £70 to get it reattached. About an hour and half labour and a whole new set of fixings.




WolfAir

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Friday 23rd September 2016
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swisstoni said:
Wtf was your brother doing to miss that?
I have no idea mate. I saw it from the other side of the road behind a car. And he apparently missed it driving past on the same side.