What does your car say about you?

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So I'm going to get some abuse but I imagine most of it will be hilarious. And perhaps I can give a little back as well.

So I own many vehicles but I'd say my go to because of how useful it is is a Dodge Ram 1500. Which I think probably says I enjoy spending a lot of time with my sister, Line Dancing / Country and Western & Have a tiny P@@is & don't care about road handling or the environment.

What car do you own as your only car / main driver and what do you think it says about you?

Edited by classicyanktanks on Monday 22 January 11:27

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Toltec said:

Five series M sport Touring with very dark rear windows and 19" CSL style wheels (I bought it like that honest, not many 530i's to chose from)

Drug dealer?

Perhaps undercover police drug dealer?

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cheddar said:

Toyota Blade Master.

Bullied at school, missionary position only, once a month max.

Lights off.

And no noise or talking in any form or shape :-)

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vikingaero said:

BMW 520d company car - I must be at odds because I don't wear a suit to work - Adenoidal Alan Partridge Aha!

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IanH755 said:

900hp RS6 Estate - I'm having a mid-life crisis but it's a dog friendly one!

They might think your barking!

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anonymous said:

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On bricks with the windows smashed?

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anonymous said:

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Failing that the producers from Jeremy Kyle are at their house!

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RDMcG said:

I would assume that Tarpatow’s contribution was simply tongue in cheek. If not , I truly despair.

I expected him to go on to tell us he was a Prince and needed bank account details to move money out of his Kingdom

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Limpet said:

Does anyone even think about this stuff?

God no but it's a fun game when one is bored in a traffic jam or on a road trip. For exammple a 911 goes past you. First thing you think? menoporsche #tinype*is

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rayyan171 said:

Citroen C1 - New driver/should be a woman/terribly driven
BMW X5 - Annoying driver/get out of my way/Cheshire tractor/oh god its too wide I think it will hit my car.../won't be let out onto the road
Volvo XC90 - SUV for the School run/Conservative SUV choice/OK as its a volvo/Wants to be let out onto the road
BMW 528i E39/"ooh a future classic"/good choice in enthusiast eyes/'are you selling it"/says we have taste!

e39 says this man is a legend. I had a 535e39 best car I ever owned.