Cars that scream Estate Agent?

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Just for fun and as we all love Estate agents. Im thinking:

Mini for City shiny suited Estate agent - Big Graphics a must.
Land rover discovery for Country Estate Agent - Tweed suited, probably failed stock broker
Golf R for "urban" agent - Fit blonde girl with low cut top

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Nanook said:

Put in an offer on a house this morning, it's closing in 3 minutes.

The estate agent turned up in an Hyundai i20. An absolutely filthy one at that.

The blonde in Specs or the i20?

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Agent XXX said:

FourWheelDrift said:

How would you describe this?

Deathtrap?

In Estate agent speak? if so: "Ample storage"

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thatjagbloke said:

classicyanktanks said:

In Estate agent speak? if so: "Ample storage"

Small and bijou ?

Good skills, perhaps even: "easily-maintained"

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kermit03 said:

I drive a civic with no company details on it. Don't think I am doing it right

How dare you, get some massive graphics on it at once!

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kermit03 said:

But then people will know i am an estate agent when not at work and treat with with the respect and dignity my profession deserves

I know, Massive Magnetic Graphics ! hide that shame (joking)

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Aids0G said:

Must admit I did particularly enjoy spending a month driving a £1 3dr 1997 discovery tdi around for work before the engine went in my 90.

Disco had some but not much paint below the level of the wheel arches, not much boot floor and straight through mid box! Funnily enough it was those with the most expensive houses £600,000+ that liked it the most, did get some funny looks & comment's from everyone else!

Make my day and say you were a failed stock broker??!!!

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jogger1976 said:

I don't think it really matters what car an estate agent drives.
They'll still be a smarmy, deceitful and shallow piece of st that commands my absolute contempt.

What a pleasant assessment to make, I do hope if we ever meet you may be able to put aside your opinion as you never know we might even get on, you may even not think me worthy of your 'absolute contempt'. Cheers

To be fair, Estate agents on the whole are cool.