Pull over, I want to go past

[Esotericstuff]

Dear Average driver,

I am writing to politely request that when you aren't currently overtaking, that you kindly move left, to make
efficient use of the available road.

I recognise the truck on the horizon will eventually be overtaken given your 2-3mph closing speed, but if everyone follows your example there will be ample space to pull out when the need arises.

As it stands, the congested middle lane and outside lane are reducing traffic flow and ultimately increasing frustration for you and your fellow road users.

Yours Sincerely,

The prick who gave up and undertook you