One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 5

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 5

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Scrump

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22,019 posts

158 months

Wednesday 20th January 2021
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Scrump

Original Poster:

22,019 posts

158 months

Thursday 27th May 2021
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Pastie Bloater said:
Tinted lights
Any form of modified number plate
Bright LED number plate lights
Teslas
Range Rover Sports
Pops and bangs maps
VAG farts
Modified, 'sports' or 'luxury' commercial vehicles (vans, pickups)
Mercedes A-Class
Seat Leons
Tailgating (especially Volvo XC90s)
MLMs
Barrelling up to side junctions
Swerving the opposite direction before turning (it's a Nissan Juke not the fking QE2)
Parking on the pavement
Throwing litter/fag ends out
Not saying thanks
Shortcutting mini roundabouts
Rolling through stop signs
Lazy driving
Not indicating
Having just the central brake light working
Headlights brighter than everybody else's
Fog light wkers
DRL wkers
Poor high beam practice (& high beam assist)
Using a phone
Sat nav in middle of the screen
…and breathe!

I thought I had escaped your wrath until I neared the end of your list. My E class has the ILS LED headlights with auto sector blanking on high beam. Sorry! hehe