The King of PH.
Discussion
Its high time we had a King. it seems only reasonable. Ted is after all God, and Twinners is the Pope, so we really should have a King. The king could then answer all questions on 'which luxury barge etc' by cutting the villages new born in half. or something. anyway, it'd be cool to be the king.
May i suggest that we assess and appoint our king purely on his PH value: not with litmus paper, but on his addiction to the motorised vehicle.
Heres how I think we should do it:
number of cars owned - number of years you've legally been allowed to drive for = pistonhead index
The highest positive number will therefore be the person most stoopid for cars and therefore should rightly be our leader.
Ill go first.
Ive had 22 cars, and Ive been allowed to legally drive for 16 years, giving me a PH index of 6.
now you.
May i suggest that we assess and appoint our king purely on his PH value: not with litmus paper, but on his addiction to the motorised vehicle.
Heres how I think we should do it:
number of cars owned - number of years you've legally been allowed to drive for = pistonhead index
The highest positive number will therefore be the person most stoopid for cars and therefore should rightly be our leader.
Ill go first.
Ive had 22 cars, and Ive been allowed to legally drive for 16 years, giving me a PH index of 6.
now you.
zoidberg said:
8 cars - 12 years = -4
Don't mean to p1ss on your proverbial bonfire, hijack your thread, call you names, or poke you in the eye, but would a cars per year ratio be a better measure?
Me: 12/8 = 1.5
You: 16/22 = 0.72
Closest to zero is King?
typical ph, always with the opinions, never with the answers.
cant we just play the game my way and get on with it?
GTRene said:
lol good item...
oke here I come, I've had together with my latest car the Hartge, 117 cars owned registered on my name and driven myself, so not the girlfriend cars those were all my cars...
I've driven licenced from 18 now I'm 44 so more then 25 years..
117 cars with the car I have today
25 years drivers license
GTRene
oke here I come, I've had together with my latest car the Hartge, 117 cars owned registered on my name and driven myself, so not the girlfriend cars those were all my cars...
I've driven licenced from 18 now I'm 44 so more then 25 years..
117 cars with the car I have today
25 years drivers license
GTRene
Edited by GTRene on Tuesday 13th February 18:50
are you in car sales? if so, i reckon thats cheating. if not, looks like we have a new king already.
danger mouse said:
I think we should list the cars too as some cars are more "PH" than their swept volume might suggest, and might qualify some pretenders to the throne for a viva on their PHI score.
ie. I have had to (proper) mini's, both only 998cc, and both within 2 years of driving licencehood (I learnt in one of them!) but I'm certain they should add up to and better index than 0 or 2 (at time of purchase of the second one IYSWIM) depending on which way you do the scoring.
I'll hold fire listing all of my old bangers until there there is consensus on this. All I will say at this point is I'm sure I'm not the only one here who had owned a few in-betweeners which are far to to list in the "My Cars" section of the site.
Besides surely any true King should be able to trace his lineage back directly to Petrol Ted.
My scores would either be: 7-10 = -3
...or... (7*10.1)/11 = 6.42727272727272727272727272727273
...depending on method.
I prefer the second, but wonder if there should an element that is defined by your involvent on PH its self... Multipler for no. of posts or months on the boards.
Just a thought.
ie. I have had to (proper) mini's, both only 998cc, and both within 2 years of driving licencehood (I learnt in one of them!) but I'm certain they should add up to and better index than 0 or 2 (at time of purchase of the second one IYSWIM) depending on which way you do the scoring.
I'll hold fire listing all of my old bangers until there there is consensus on this. All I will say at this point is I'm sure I'm not the only one here who had owned a few in-betweeners which are far to to list in the "My Cars" section of the site.
Besides surely any true King should be able to trace his lineage back directly to Petrol Ted.
My scores would either be: 7-10 = -3
...or... (7*10.1)/11 = 6.42727272727272727272727272727273
...depending on method.
I prefer the second, but wonder if there should an element that is defined by your involvent on PH its self... Multipler for no. of posts or months on the boards.
Just a thought.
oh come on, just play along. its just for fun. theres no need for spreadsheets.
all cars owned count. i for instance have included my mahindra marksman
Captain Muppet said:
Besides, if you have a Miura you have everything.
Those little fins in the bonnet grill - each of them is slightly different to the one next to it.
lime green muira = heaven.
heaven = a place where ill never go.
a place where ill never go = liverpool.
therefore, all muiras are liverpool.
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