Sao Penza - Is This The Worst Car In The World

Sao Penza - Is This The Worst Car In The World

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ndeades

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11 posts

201 months

Tuesday 6th July 2010
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Can anyone help me. Me and my mates were having a few beers a few nights ago and discussed old makes of cars from when we were lads in the 80's and 90's that we drove to destruction.

My mate had a Sao Penza. WE had all never heard of it. And we all had a laugh. Apparently the car was the worst car he had ever driven !

So we thought we would try a little game and see if we could find one for sale and if so buy it and enter it in a classic car rally across Europe or the 2010 Beaujolais Run. Can anyone help us find one or know of a dealer selling one anywhere in the UK. We have tried ebay and Pistonheads but none are listed. And is this the worst car in the world.

All help greatfully received.... Nigel 07545 180957

ndeades

Original Poster:

11 posts

201 months

Tuesday 6th July 2010
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But we want a Sao Penza. Just because of that damm awful name !

The fun we have had with the name already. AS OPEN AZ.

It has to be a Sao Penza. We plan to convert it to a soft top. The only soft top Sa Penza in the world.

Maybe even Top Gear might be interested.....

It would be just a good laugh !

Come on guys.... Help me find a Sa Penza.

There must be some out there !!!!!


ndeades

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11 posts

201 months

Tuesday 6th July 2010
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And by the way... 36 months and 1 post.....

But it's a quality one !!!!

Regards

Chairman of The Newly Formed Sao Penza Appreciation Society of Great Britain !

ndeades

Original Poster:

11 posts

201 months

Tuesday 6th July 2010
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Imagine a Sao Penza convertable..... The Only One In The World !

A bit unique - like me and my post !

Come on - please help !

ndeades

Original Poster:

11 posts

201 months

Tuesday 6th July 2010
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WE know it has Japanese technology.

The name "Sao Penza" sounds Japanese if you say it quickly.

"Saopenza" - A new brand of condoms, or soap !

ndeades

Original Poster:

11 posts

201 months

Tuesday 6th July 2010
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WE WANT ONE !!!!!

ndeades

Original Poster:

11 posts

201 months

Tuesday 6th July 2010
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Imagine - A re branded "Sao Penza" - Called "As Open Az". It would be a convertable.

With a really good paint job and some wide 18 inch wheels.

What a sight travelling across Europe - with a boot full of plonk !


ndeades

Original Poster:

11 posts

201 months

Tuesday 6th July 2010
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No I am on a roll now....

Forget the E30 convertable, the DB9 convertable, I want the world's only Sao Penza convertable.

I'm not a wally, I won't shut up and i'm prepared to offer a £100 quid reward to the guy or gal who can find one for me that the owner is willing to be extracted from without force.... and blood.... and anything else.

However if it smells like its been driven by an old ageing 90 year old - currenty living in sheltered accommodation - - it doesn't matter. The tops coming off and the fresh air will get rid of the smell !

In my spare time I run a successful company and I want to turn up in my SP convertable on my 50th Birthday ! And make the eyes of my staff water !

Here they go - toys out the pram now ------ I WANT A SAO PENZA !

ndeades

Original Poster:

11 posts

201 months

Tuesday 6th July 2010
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OK Mr R11co - find me one then - and claim the £100 quid.

BTW - Just googled a Mazda 323 Convertable - and I can't find one anywhere.

Go on - show me one !

ndeades

Original Poster:

11 posts

201 months

Tuesday 6th July 2010
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No Mr Justayellowbadge, I am drug and alcohol free. But I want a SP !


ndeades

Original Poster:

11 posts

201 months

Tuesday 6th July 2010
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Mr utgjon.

Its a 323 not a Sao Penza.... Keep looking. A Mazda lookalike is not good enough !

And to Mr Zollar - well done. I am indeed not a spotty 15 year old.

But a 49 ish spotty year old. With a passion for classic cars !

I suggest you keep looking for the Sao Penza - and claim the reward - and buy your self a decent PC !

God knows - you need one - based upon your photo editing capabilities !