The Commisariat is at it again.

[A Scotsman]

I'm beginning to really wonder if there is something in the Westminster water that erodes MP's brain cells cos this idea just has to be the loopiest I've come across so far.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/8205803/D...

[A Scotsman]

It reminds me of the old Soviet Union.

People that win points (and points mean prizes of course) will be made " A Hero of the Motoring Revolution" and entitled to an extra bag of potatoes per month once they retire when they're 85.