What is it with car dealers?

[goldar]

Just casually browsing and came across this ad:

TRULY STUNNING EXAMPLE OF THIS OUTSTANDING PRESTIGE ESTATE CAR FINISHED IN STUNNING TOPAZ BLUE METALLIC WITH BEAUTIFUL RED LEATHER INTERIOR. MASSIVE SPECIFICATION INCLUDES...

Honestly, why? What's wrong with just stating the facts? Why do I have to read through the endless drivel to understand what it is he's selling? Why is it all in caps?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/134512716714?mkcid=16&a...

[goldar]

Regardless of whether it's a scam or not, it's besides the point. The style of ad with words such as stunning, example, outstanding, prestige, beautiful, etc. It's complete drivel. I want to know the spec. I really couldn't give a st about how many adjectives you can fit into a paragraph.