Jensen Button

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I almost wrote the lad off for doing that bloody awful advert for BBCi.

But I can forgive him now.

He is in a fast car and he is making use of it. Currently fastest in practice for this weekends grand prix. Only a matter of time before he wins something at this rate.

He has the name for it though.

Jensen Button sounds like a race driver. Like Carlos Fandango, or Dirk Maserati.

David Coulthard was never going to be a champion, he sounds like a Scottish property lawyer.

Juan Pablo Montoya and Giancarlo Fisichella - born for the job.

Justin Wilson? Sounds like a lad working in the local phones4u shop.

Perhaps the name DOES matter?

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Did'nt Piers Manifold drive for Bentley at LeMans last year?

Or was that is old sparring partner Maximillian Schnell ?

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GetCarter said:

...and err ALAN JONES

Bugger... thats blown my theory.

Alan Jones sounds like a dentist.

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Jealousy?



Mmm...

He worth more than £8 million already.

Has a pad and huge boat in Monaco.

Drives an F1 car.

Has broken through to be a leading F1 driver, and maybe even a future Ferrari driver...

He 's got access to unlimited chicks...

He's younger and fitter than nearly all of us...

What is there to be jealous about?

Hah ! He could still be an arse in spite of these things. Just a rich, fast and younger arse.