Is there a hidden forum on TV packages?

[silverfoxcc]

I have looked at all the usual suspects on here, but i cannot find a thread on TV/Broadband/Phone packages

Been on Virgin for a year and it has gone up 50.00 pm after the end of the discount year.

Now i dont mind swapping from BT/Sky/Virgin every year but try as i might i cannot complete the maze of their damn sites

Idelly i would like

Phone line with anytime calls ( if i can get Mrs Fox to chat to her bros on my mobile, then just weekends cheepo)
Broadband that is just used for normal PC work, no gaming,film downloads etc
Full TV package ( but if Talking pictures is free then we can bin the Film option)
Music no use for but i think i have to take it in another package
KidsTV to stay for the grandkids ATM
Sports inc HD option
Documentary channels Yep keep them

Surely it is not beyond the wit of these oiks and with the Technology nowadays, i can do a pick and mix,but i get all i get is all sorts of packages that seem tonot be all of what i want
So any clues where the Narnia of forums is for this?