Geek Jokes

[TheExcession]

OldJohnnyYen said:

I'm reminded of the Day Today sketch with the philosopher bloke.

Imagine a half full glass of milk...
<pause for thought>
An optimist will tell you the glass is half full.
<pause for thought>
A pessimist will tell you the glass is half empty.
<pause for thought>
I say the milk is sour.

Genius!

[RizzoTheRat]

james_tigerwoods said:

VladD said:

If Kobayashi were to drive a Marussia on a simulator, could he only win if Captain James T Kirk fiddled with the software?

Glad I'm not the only one that thinks that.

And has a geeky smile each time I hear his name

I also thought Caterham should have done this in maroon instead of black and green
http://www.pistonheads.com/news/30056.htm

[LordGrover]

TheExcession said:

I'm reminded of the Day Today sketch with the philosopher bloke.

Imagine a half full glass of milk...
<pause for thought>
An optimist will tell you the glass is half full.
<pause for thought>
A pessimist will tell you the glass is half empty.
<pause for thought>
I say the milk is sour.

Genius!

Erm... why?

[GrumpyTwig]

LordGrover said:

Erm... why?

Someone didn't finish the full glass maybe?

[xRIEx]

GrumpyTwig said:

LordGrover said:

Erm... why?

Someone didn't finish the full glass maybe?

Maybe if the 'pauses for thought' are each a day long.

[floydbax]

I just downloaded the official 2014 FIFA World Cup app to my smartphone now its corrupted

[leafspring]

floydbax said:

I just downloaded the official 2014 FIFA World Cup app to my smartphone now its corrupted

[fredbrad]

2 hydrogen atoms walking down the street. 1st one says "Hey, I just lost an electron", 2nd one says "Are you sure",
1st one says "Yes I'm positive"

[Wheat]

fredbrad said:

2 hydrogen atoms walking down the street. 1st one says "Hey, I just lost an electron", 2nd one says "Are you sure",
1st one says "Yes I'm positive"

Lol

[JonRB]

fredbrad said:

2 hydrogen atoms walking down the street. 1st one says "Hey, I just lost an electron", 2nd one says "Are you sure",
1st one says "Yes I'm positive"

I think that joke was first told in 1909 shortly after the theory of atoms and electrons was postulated.

[PoleDriver]

Who will be the first to get this?

[Bullett]

oh oh, me me

[marshalla]

leading bit padded? really ?

[dnb]

You don't really need the 8th bit other than to be "modern". It's not going to be 2s complement.

[Morningside]

Would have been more impressive if it was in Baudot.

[Einion Yrth]

Morningside said:

Would have been more impressive if it was in Baudot.

Or EBCDIC.

[SwissJonese]

[james_tigerwoods]

001100
010010
011110
100001
101101
110011

Be VERY careful how you read it. Especially if you're a robot.

[ajprice]

From the IFLS Facebook page lastnight...

"Actually submitted to a university physics prelab."

[ZesPak]

ajprice said:

From the IFLS Facebook page lastnight...

"Actually submitted to a university physics prelab."

That IS excellent.

Excuse to post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFjwbKMlmF4