Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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J4CKO

41,790 posts

202 months

Sunday 1st August 2021
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Asda, kids doing "Gangsta" dreadful.

TCEvo

12,849 posts

204 months

Sunday 1st August 2021
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Decades since I was at school, but any advert or in-shop promo for 'Back to School' in July/Aug still pisses me off.

Bluedot

3,605 posts

109 months

Sunday 1st August 2021
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TCEvo said:
Decades since I was at school, but any advert or in-shop promo for 'Back to School' in July/Aug still pisses me off.
Yes, know exactly what you mean hehe

swisstoni

17,194 posts

281 months

Sunday 1st August 2021
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Bluedot said:
TCEvo said:
Decades since I was at school, but any advert or in-shop promo for 'Back to School' in July/Aug still pisses me off.
Yes, know exactly what you mean hehe
Yes. Your heart just sinks.

cuprabob

14,825 posts

216 months

Sunday 1st August 2021
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TCEvo said:
Decades since I was at school, but any advert or in-shop promo for 'Back to School' in July/Aug still pisses me off.
They just do it to wind up the teachers smile

anonymous-user

56 months

Sunday 1st August 2021
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TCEvo said:
Decades since I was at school, but any advert or in-shop promo for 'Back to School' in July/Aug still pisses me off.
TBF schools go back in Scotland mid August. (Summer hols start end of June).

Lotusgone

1,211 posts

129 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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TCEvo said:
Decades since I was at school, but any advert or in-shop promo for 'Back to School' in July/Aug still pisses me off.
Oh good, it's not just me then that carries the mental scars of decades past.

Possibly the worst premature advert I saw in a shop window was for the retailer's Christmas club. Not only was it in August, but it said "don't disappoint them this Christmas Mum".

DaveGoddard

1,197 posts

147 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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Old Man Fred said:
An advert for some card payment machine, can't remember the name.

Basically 5 second of rubbish followed by 25 seconds of people going oooooOOOOOooooooOOOOoooooo

Think the concept must have bee dreamt up by a 3 year old
I was wondering if this one had been mentioned. I saw it for the first time yesterday, and immediately went "What an utterly st advert" and walked away from the TV. Still don't have a clue what it was supposed to be for.

shih tzu faced

2,597 posts

51 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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accenture

Spelt as above with no capital 'A' at the start.

Seen the ad several times and still have absolutely no idea what they do or sell.

Doesn't annoy me as such, just totally baffles me.

rider73

3,098 posts

79 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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shih tzu faced said:
accenture

Spelt as above with no capital 'A' at the start.

Seen the ad several times and still have absolutely no idea what they do or sell.

Doesn't annoy me as such, just totally baffles me.
when your an organisation and you want to do something but your entire management chain are too thick to understand it, or think they can do it cheaply without investing money into their own staff - they bring them in, who then charge tons of money and usually dont give you exactly what you wanted, but more along the lines of what they think you want and have done it before for someone else that they also charged mega money for.


shih tzu faced

2,597 posts

51 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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rider73 said:
when your an organisation and you want to do something but your entire management chain are too thick to understand it, or think they can do it cheaply without investing money into their own staff - they bring them in, who then charge tons of money and usually dont give you exactly what you wanted, but more along the lines of what they think you want and have done it before for someone else that they also charged mega money for.
Cheers for that, they'll probably be kept busy then! (based on my experience of management chains)

Zoon

6,727 posts

123 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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J4CKO said:
Asda, kids doing "Gangsta" dreadful.
I've noticed a number of adverts where the voiceover cannot pronounce words correctly, or should I say in a gangster/street accent.

Why?

cuprabob

14,825 posts

216 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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Zoon said:
J4CKO said:
Asda, kids doing "Gangsta" dreadful.
I've noticed a number of adverts where the voiceover cannot pronounce words correctly, or should I say in a gangster/street accent.

Why?
Cuz itz kool, innit smile

Bluedot

3,605 posts

109 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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rider73 said:
shih tzu faced said:
accenture

Spelt as above with no capital 'A' at the start.

Seen the ad several times and still have absolutely no idea what they do or sell.

Doesn't annoy me as such, just totally baffles me.
when your an organisation and you want to do something but your entire management chain are too thick to understand it, or think they can do it cheaply without investing money into their own staff - they bring them in, who then charge tons of money and usually dont give you exactly what you wanted, but more along the lines of what they think you want and have done it before for someone else that they also charged mega money for.
At least the government don't use them or other similar out-sourcing providers.

Oh. wait.

Dermot O'Logical

2,635 posts

131 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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Bluedot said:
rider73 said:
shih tzu faced said:
accenture

Spelt as above with no capital 'A' at the start.

Seen the ad several times and still have absolutely no idea what they do or sell.

Doesn't annoy me as such, just totally baffles me.
when your an organisation and you want to do something but your entire management chain are too thick to understand it, or think they can do it cheaply without investing money into their own staff - they bring them in, who then charge tons of money and usually dont give you exactly what you wanted, but more along the lines of what they think you want and have done it before for someone else that they also charged mega money for.
At least the government don't use them or other similar out-sourcing providers.

Oh. wait.
They are not without "previous": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Andersen


CornishSquire

66 posts

38 months

Wednesday 4th August 2021
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What the f**k is bill bailey on, ive just seen the new pc world advert, and i can only assume he has had some sort of mental breakdown to even contemplate that.
hell, even i thought i had some sort of episode just watching it,
what makes me mad is, i was big fan of bill, but my god, what the hell was he thinking, banghead

all im wondering now, is how the f**k did that meeting go,
it prob went something like this

Pc world rep: Hi bill, we are going to do a new advert, and we want you in it, you'll love this,
Bill, what is it,
Pc world rep: we have this crap hp laptop, and you are going to ask if it boots up quick,
Bill, hmm, interesting, tell me more
Pc world rep: then we are going to put you up on a big gantry, strapped to a harness, with some angel wings on your back, holding a guitar,
Bill, lovely,
Pc world rep: but wait the best bit is this, we then slide you down to the laptop, and its booted up,
Bill: and will people like this s**t,
Pc world rep: Absolutely, we are onto a winner here, dont worry we will pay you a decent amount, the sales will come flying in
Bill: great where do i sign

Flumpo

3,852 posts

75 months

Wednesday 4th August 2021
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Not sure if it’s already here, but that bloody new climate change advert with the kids.

They need a war or national service to sort them out or some other such old person comment.

I bet my carbon footprint at their age was lower than theirs now!


anonymoususer

6,010 posts

50 months

Thursday 5th August 2021
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CornishSquire said:
What the f**k is bill bailey on, ive just seen the new pc world advert,
Total carp isn't it
I often think Curry's adverts are ste but this one is well down there
Reminds me of the rubbish stuff that Comet used to do where they all payed with the things

PeterGadsby

1,309 posts

165 months

Thursday 5th August 2021
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Cupramax said:
YouTube seems to be usurping tv ads for irritation value at the moment. The amount of absolute throbbers telling me they’re trading experts is becoming grating. punch quite why I’m being targeted by them I have no idea as it’s of no interest.
Why dont you get an adblocker so you don't see any Youtube adverts?

nicanary

9,838 posts

148 months

Thursday 5th August 2021
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anonymoususer said:
CornishSquire said:
What the f**k is bill bailey on, ive just seen the new pc world advert,
Total carp isn't it
I often think Curry's adverts are ste but this one is well down there
Reminds me of the rubbish stuff that Comet used to do where they all payed with the things
TBF he's probably had no income stream for 18 months. Needs the dough.