What crappy personalised plates have you seen recently?

[simoid]

Craptastic:

[M3DGE]

thetapeworm said:

Obligatory black screw cap to create a "H" and a blue "EN" at the end to mimic the country designation usually at the front.

This apparently SAYS "THIRTEEN" but underneath it said "THIRTE3N" in small letters.

Being driven like a tool in Bradford.

No No, Mr Tapeworm...being driven BY a tool in Bradford...

[M3DGE]

J4CKO said:

Butter Face said:

Doshy said:

Issi said:

Stenn said:

It is so depressing that this halfwit has the money to buy one of these, and then when he goes to have some plates created grunts 'as fast your maw' - I presume he meant it to read 'As fast as your maw', which even then is horribly sad and childish.

Okay but what does that actually mean ?

Maw is Scottish for Mum right?

So I guess it's a 'as fast as your mum' i.e Your mum is a right goer and likes sexual intercourse, but my car is as fast.

Possibly.




It's fking shyte though.

I would love to see GI8BYK explaining his plate and its legend to a Police officer who has just pulled him for 130 mph.

If that poor car were a Dog, the RSPCA would seize it for cruelty, st wrap and st plate being driven by something that thinks his car as is fast as peoples mothers in bed, that's just risible.

Sorry to be late to the party here, but there really should be no quarter given here. For the sake of humanity, sterilise the tool...

[yellowjack]

Farnborough/Aldershot area today. A silver Vauxhall Vivaro CDTI, 'Sportive' edition, no less.

CON8N

[Scousefella]

F111 AAT on a 500 Arbarth in Latchingdon, Essex today.

[simoid]

Scousefella said:

F111 AAT on a 500 Arbarth in Latchingdon, Essex today.

Doesn't offend me, quite cool I think!

[Scousefella]

simoid said:

Scousefella said:

F111 AAT on a 500 Arbarth in Latchingdon, Essex today.

Doesn't offend me, quite cool I think!

Fair enough, how about this little piece of work from South Woodham Ferrers this morning?

[yellowjack]

Spotted whilst cycling today...


RO55 BOS - Range Rover, black (but not on cartell.ie, nor DVLA - is Ross being a naughty boy?)
K14N X D - Audi A5 S-Line, 2 litre diesel, black
L15 SSA - Mini One, light blue, drop top. Not sure, but this one might be better in t'other thread?

edit: Range Rover plate was BO55 ROS, grey 3.6 litre TDV8 HSE

Edited by yellowjack on Wednesday 13th May 21:34

[AlexRS2782]

Lovely 205 Dimma Turbo Technics - shame about the crappy plate however

[Sharknose]

M9FYA
White Maserati Quattroporte in Sheffield with a black vented bonnet, black wheels and a black roof with a air scoop!

[Scousefella]

Sharknose said:

M9FYA
White Maserati Quattroporte in Sheffield with a black vented bonnet, black wheels and a black roof with a air scoop!

Must have been some real badass mofo selling his powder and pimpin' his biatches!!

[Easternlight]

So does a 3 = E or C or both?

[simoid]

PU51 KAR

Correctly spaced on a facelift 2nd gen Focus, but still crappy!

[AlexRS2782]

Copied over from the "Real Good" thread where it was originally posted:

Dan_1981 said:

A Big black Merc came past me on the way home the other night, dark windows, all in black, was definitely making progress.

Looked very good as I glimpsed it fly past.... I wonder if it could be Brabus or similar....

a look at the plate however.....

JU5 4 CLS

[Scousefella]

In Colchester this evening I was sitting behind a Black RR Vogue with the plate M16 *** (lost the will to live and forgot the three letters) but the obvious Yellow screw was placed within the number 1.

Obviously a government agent from Mi6.

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

simoid said:

PU51 KAR

Correctly spaced on a facelift 2nd gen Focus, but still crappy!

I like that, made me larf anyway

[AlexRS2782]

My mum says she spotted P2 QPR earlier today. Only the Q was actually an O with 2 black caps on it

Unfortunate plate given that QPR got relegated this year - maybe the plate will be relevant next year if they finish second

[Jaguar steve]

Scousefella said:

simoid said:

Scousefella said:

F111 AAT on a 500 Arbarth in Latchingdon, Essex today.

Doesn't offend me, quite cool I think!

Fair enough, how about this little piece of work from South Woodham Ferrers this morning?

Often outside the Extreme Muscle gym in Danbury. Car parks for that as well as the medical asthetics clinic just up the road are probably one of the highest concentrations of Chavplates in Essex.

And that Gentlemen, really is saying something.

[av185]

MR Y4S1N black low rent chavved up BMW 318 'diesel fitter'

Classy plate.

Classy car.

[CRA1G]

I wonder if the recently purchased " KR15 HNA" for £233K....!!!! will be spaced correctly ....?