A bit council (Vol 3)

[anonymous-user]

Fallingup said:

Costco.

Used to be for the select few. Now it's become the haunt of fat, y, neanderthal types. They form into solid bodies while congregating outside the entrance, having their last fag or inhaler. Then they become more fluid and disperse into the store, breaking off into small fat groups who stand looking at you stupidly while blocking the isle.

There was a stand in a shopping precinct near our office signing people up, so I assume there aren't the restrictions there used to be.

[mikees]

shakotan said:

OpulentBob said:

Frank7 said:

J4CKO said:

Some gold in here for you, but a bit depressing, sketchy "businessmen", perverts, drug dealers, pissed up drivers, stabby teenagers, got the lot.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...

Some terrible cases there, but I struggled to feel compassion for the woman whose husband beat her unconscious for watching “Britain’s got Talent.”
He may have done better, and helped to save her from herself, by taking away the TV if she really liked that pile of ordure.

Wow. Been drinking Frank? Or just a bit of a ?

What Frank would have done in that situation was thrown his keys at his wife and hailed a taxi to the nearest bar.

This comment re Frank is getting as trite as frozen sausages or can of redbull but it still makes be honestly LOL each time (well more of a guffaw but you get the idea)

[Roofless Toothless]

Cliffs Pavilion.

[V8mate]

mikees said:

shakotan said:

OpulentBob said:

Frank7 said:

J4CKO said:

Some gold in here for you, but a bit depressing, sketchy "businessmen", perverts, drug dealers, pissed up drivers, stabby teenagers, got the lot.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...

Some terrible cases there, but I struggled to feel compassion for the woman whose husband beat her unconscious for watching “Britain’s got Talent.”
He may have done better, and helped to save her from herself, by taking away the TV if she really liked that pile of ordure.

Wow. Been drinking Frank? Or just a bit of a ?

What Frank would have done in that situation was thrown his keys at his wife and hailed a taxi to the nearest bar.

This comment re Frank is getting as trite as frozen sausages or can of redbull but it still makes be honestly LOL each time (well more of a guffaw but you get the idea)

Indeed. I think Bob is exhibiting classic 'return to work sense of humour failure'.

[ApOrbital]

shakotan said:

OpulentBob said:

Frank7 said:

J4CKO said:

Some gold in here for you, but a bit depressing, sketchy "businessmen", perverts, drug dealers, pissed up drivers, stabby teenagers, got the lot.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...

Some terrible cases there, but I struggled to feel compassion for the woman whose husband beat her unconscious for watching “Britain’s got Talent.”
He may have done better, and helped to save her from herself, by taking away the TV if she really liked that pile of ordure.

Wow. Been drinking Frank? Or just a bit of a ?

What Frank would have done in that situation was thrown his keys at his wife and hailed a taxi to the nearest bar.

This

[shakotan]

mikees said:

shakotan said:

OpulentBob said:

Frank7 said:

J4CKO said:

Some gold in here for you, but a bit depressing, sketchy "businessmen", perverts, drug dealers, pissed up drivers, stabby teenagers, got the lot.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...

Some terrible cases there, but I struggled to feel compassion for the woman whose husband beat her unconscious for watching “Britain’s got Talent.”
He may have done better, and helped to save her from herself, by taking away the TV if she really liked that pile of ordure.

Wow. Been drinking Frank? Or just a bit of a ?

What Frank would have done in that situation was thrown his keys at his wife and hailed a taxi to the nearest bar.

This comment re Frank is getting as trite as frozen sausages or can of redbull but it still makes be honestly LOL each time (well more of a guffaw but you get the idea)

Maybe he should stop doing it then!

[nc107]

The joys of announcing impending parenthood:

https://www.nottinghampost.com/whats-on/music-nigh...

[arfursleep]

Fallingup said:

Costco.

Used to be for the select few. Now it's become the haunt of fat, y, neanderthal types. They form into solid bodies while congregating outside the entrance, having their last fag or inhaler. Then they become more fluid and disperse into the store, breaking off into small fat groups who stand looking at you stupidly while blocking the isle.

I was thinking something similar when I was in a branch last night (in powerfully built Director form obviously) - I particularly enjoyed the group of unaccompanied teenagers (7 13/14yr olds) who were wandering around messing up the displays, moving stuff and generally being dicks. No responsible adult seen anywhere.

Annoyed as i was with the whole thing, i still managed to spend £400...

[jas xjr]

HTP99 said:

£10 per day and they drop it and collect it, how do they even make any money!

Upselling?

[Kermit power]

V8mate said:

mikees said:

shakotan said:

OpulentBob said:

Frank7 said:

J4CKO said:

Some gold in here for you, but a bit depressing, sketchy "businessmen", perverts, drug dealers, pissed up drivers, stabby teenagers, got the lot.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...

Some terrible cases there, but I struggled to feel compassion for the woman whose husband beat her unconscious for watching “Britain’s got Talent.”
He may have done better, and helped to save her from herself, by taking away the TV if she really liked that pile of ordure.

Wow. Been drinking Frank? Or just a bit of a ?

What Frank would have done in that situation was thrown his keys at his wife and hailed a taxi to the nearest bar.

This comment re Frank is getting as trite as frozen sausages or can of redbull but it still makes be honestly LOL each time (well more of a guffaw but you get the idea)

Indeed. I think Bob is exhibiting classic 'return to work sense of humour failure'.

I don't. Just take a look at the photo of what the bloke did to the poor woman, and then try and justify in any way making a joke about it.

[Kermit power]

nc107 said:

The joys of announcing impending parenthood:

https://www.nottinghampost.com/whats-on/music-nigh...

I love the fact that Nottinghamshire Live are happy to publish the letter, complete with Sarah's offer to Josh to let him take her up the arse next time!

[yanyan]

Grahamdub said:

Fallingup said:

Costco.

Used to be for the select few. Now it's become the haunt of fat, y, neanderthal types. They form into solid bodies while congregating outside the entrance, having their last fag or inhaler. Then they become more fluid and disperse into the store, breaking off into small fat groups who stand looking at you stupidly while blocking the isle.

There was a stand in a shopping precinct near our office signing people up, so I assume there aren't the restrictions there used to be.

Obviously there with the Mitsubishi Pajero parked in a disabled bay to get a 75" TV

[kowalski655]

Kermit power said:

nc107 said:

The joys of announcing impending parenthood:

https://www.nottinghampost.com/whats-on/music-nigh...

I love the fact that Nottinghamshire Live are happy to publish the letter, complete with Sarah's offer to Josh to let him take her up the arse next time!

She won't be complaining that anal sex hurts after going through labour

[nonsequitur]

NickCQ said:

J4CKO said:

And, at the risk of sounding a bit like Alan Partridge I am aware there is a lot more to Columbia than the drug trade and that it is a beautiful country.

Yep, there’s a cracking owl sanctuary in Bogotá, I hear

Only open during the hours of darkness I believe.

[The Dangerous Elk]

nonsequitur said:

NickCQ said:

J4CKO said:

And, at the risk of sounding a bit like Alan Partridge I am aware there is a lot more to Columbia than the drug trade and that it is a beautiful country.

Yep, there’s a cracking owl sanctuary in Bogotá, I hear

Only open during the hours of darkness I believe.

But a real Hoot on weekends

[ApOrbital]

They are active on twitter.

[Frank7]

mikees said:

This comment re Frank is getting as trite as frozen sausages or can of redbull but it still makes be honestly LOL each time (well more of a guffaw but you get the idea)

Trite it may be, but hands up, I walked right into it, eyes wide open, let them have their fun, they enjoy it, and it doesn’t hurt anyone, least of all me.

[Rojibo]

Me for reading the sun, but also this guy:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8116694/dad-ordered-...

Build your own flat roof pub.

[amusingduck]

mikees said:

shakotan said:

OpulentBob said:

Frank7 said:

J4CKO said:

Some gold in here for you, but a bit depressing, sketchy "businessmen", perverts, drug dealers, pissed up drivers, stabby teenagers, got the lot.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...

Some terrible cases there, but I struggled to feel compassion for the woman whose husband beat her unconscious for watching “Britain’s got Talent.”
He may have done better, and helped to save her from herself, by taking away the TV if she really liked that pile of ordure.

Wow. Been drinking Frank? Or just a bit of a ?

What Frank would have done in that situation was thrown his keys at his wife and hailed a taxi to the nearest bar.

This comment re Frank is getting as trite as frozen sausages or can of redbull but it still makes be honestly LOL each time (well more of a guffaw but you get the idea)

[nonsequitur]

Rojibo said:

Me for reading the sun, but also this guy:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8116694/dad-ordered-...

Build your own flat roof pub.

The Dick Inn. A perfect council name.