Mini Cooper S Works 210: PH Fleet
Reports suggest this is the best F56 Mini yet - we now have a few months to find out
However it's easy to become lost with the proper Minis because, despite the name, this car is not a JCW. It's a Mini Cooper S with a dealer fit 'John Cooper Works Pro engine tuning kit'. It's not a Mini Challenge either despite sharing an engine and a very naughty exhaust. But it is more than just a Mini Cooper S, as evidenced by its additional 19hp and 15lb ft. What this Cooper S Works (that isn't a John Cooper Works) best resembles is the Cooper S Works 210 Edition of 2016 - launched back then as a limited edition with the same mechanical package, and now on sale as a series production model offered in three-door hatch, convertible and five-door form. Understood?
Autocar has called this 210 "the best driver's car that Mini has come up with during its current heartland-model generation"; Top Gear said it was "a little riot" and Auto Express reckoned it was "great to drive" - high praise indeed.
Given the changes for this car are modest - the suspension is unchanged from the Cooper S - it would seem that the appeal of the 210 is in how it's specced. The Autocar road test car ran the standard dampers and 17-inch wheels; 'ours' has the optional £375 dampers but keeps the smaller wheels, which sounds like very good news given our less than positive experience with the 18s and run flats.
Initial impressions are dominated by the Bluetooth activated exhaust, which makes such a racket that Mini says it should only be used away from the public highway. Does a multi-storey office car park as off the road? Certainly we - and a few unsuspecting Waitrose shoppers - can vouch for the outrageous din out of those tailpipes. Excellent.
The Works 210 will have to do more than upset pensioners at the supermarket to impress in 2018 though, however encouraging that might be as a starting point. Not only is this Mini far from box fresh - the third generation version is on the cusp of a facelift, after all - it faces a wealth of competition in 2018 including the new Volkswagen Polo GTI, the latest Ford Fiesta ST and the Peugeot 208 GTI that already resides on the PH Fleet. If this car can see off those rivals in terms of enjoyment, while delivering the same quality and desirability that other Minis are known for, then we really will have a standout hot hatch on our hands.
FACT SHEET
Car: 2017 Mini Cooper S Works 210
On fleet since: January 2018
Run by: Everyone!
Mileage: 1,204
List price new: £19,994.40 (As tested £28,344.40 comprising £475 for Melting Silver metallic paint, £300 for Mini active from 12/06/17 to 11/06/20, £1,695 for Works enhanced kit, £75 for John Cooper Works sport leather steering wheel, £375 for variable damper control, £80 for black bonnet stripes, £120 for Anthracite roof lining, £220 for sun protection glass, £215 for front seat heating, £2,710 for Mini hatch tech pack, £2,000 for Chili pack for JCW sports pack and £85 for LED headlights with extended contents)
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I'm a massive fan of the 210 variant. Just a pity that you're running one on fleet now when the model has just been discontinued!
I mean, if you change your exhaust you’ve usually got at least the intention that you’ve ‘added power’ (usually not the case), but when it’s a simple matter of a switch that does nothing but increase volume surely it should be badged ‘willy waving’?
In terms of simply sticking a ridiculous, dumb grin on my face, this is probably one of the most memorable cars I've driven. Yes, the exhaust is hilarious when you push the little bluetooth fob, yes you know the pops and bangs are mapped in, and yes, everyone within a mile radius is calling you a bellend, but it doesn't matter. The turbo whistle and flutter and deep burble from the exhaust even in "sensible mode" give it a lovely old school feeling. Just enough performance to give the chassis a workout, not enough to be ridiculous, and almost impossible to drive sedately. It just felt like a really nicely judged package. We only had it a few days, but both of us really, genuinely missed it when it went back.
OK the M135i isn't pretty - but in some ways it has the fuggly charm of the old Breadvan, the Mini just looks a mess. Anyway - the other half is now a rear wheel drive lover so I guess we are going that route for a while!
OK the M135i isn't pretty - but in some ways it has the fuggly charm of the old Breadvan, the Mini just looks a mess. Anyway - the other half is now a rear wheel drive lover so I guess we are going that route for a while!
I do miss having a car that is nice to look at, but having had a few Bmw's now though I just appreciated the way they drive instead. For my next car I'd like it to be easier on the eyes that's for sure.
The M235i would be close to my ideal for a daily but it just looks so bland/ordinary, whereas I agree that the M135i does have a certain quirkiness about it.
You already have LED headlights from the Chilli Pack option.
Mini options and permutations are a nightmare. Took me ages to figure out what spec was what when I ordered my Cooper-S.
But you are right in saying the S is the best out of the bunch. JCW is just too hardcore for a daily driver.
It just looks like there is a gaping hole under each wheel arch and you can't really see the design of the wheel.
Are black (and diamond cut) wheels done this way for the sake of being different?
I can see no other logical reason for doing so - every diamond cut wheel (often criticised by people on here) would look better painted basic silver.
Take the GT86 wheel as the most obvious example.
It just looks like there is a gaping hole under each wheel arch and you can't really see the design of the wheel.
Are black (and diamond cut) wheels done this way for the sake of being different?
I can see no other logical reason for doing so - every diamond cut wheel (often criticised by people on here) would look better painted basic silver.
Take the GT86 wheel as the most obvious example.
For example this IMO looks 100 times better....
....than this:-
Then on the other hand I think silver looks much better here:-
Back to the original post, I think the Mini looks great
I mean, if you change your exhaust you’ve usually got at least the intention that you’ve ‘added power’ (usually not the case), but when it’s a simple matter of a switch that does nothing but increase volume surely it should be badged ‘willy waving’?
I used to work for MINI (and still have staff intranet access which has been quite handy!) and very nearly bought one of these myself so I am 100% confident in my facts.
I used to work for MINI (and still have staff intranet access which has been quite handy!) and very nearly bought one of these myself so I am 100% confident in my facts.
You can still drive it fast in a more discrete way without all the pops and bang by leaving it shut and in normal driving mode.
Misses loves hers, it's a hoot to drive.
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