BMW's biggest SUV has arrived!

BMW's biggest SUV has arrived!

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p1stonhead

25,599 posts

168 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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Salamura said:
I can't decide which is ugliest: this, the Rolls Cullinan, or the Bentayga.

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Amazingly, the Bentayga is probably the best of the lot now!

aeropilot

34,715 posts

228 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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parabolica said:
Deep Thought said:
GT119 said:
Every time a new BMW is released it kicks off a frothing rant on here about the styling.
Each time I have but one word to respond, China.
We are no longer there centre of the universe, get used to it.
+1
Not just China but the North American market as well I bet; the X5 looks tiny when sat next to full-size SUV offerings from the US makers and Merc got in with the big boys with the GL. It was only a matter of time before BMW came out with a larger SUV.
Exactly.

last year I spent a week visiting friends in NorCal tooling around in a Chevy Tahoe, which felt like driving the USS Nimitz compared to my X5, and yet the Tahoe was certainley not the biggest SUV around by any stretch..........and yet in the USA's vastness of road size, the Tahoe didn't feel large at all.
The yanks have been screaming for a BMW SUV bigger than the X5 for years.


nyxster

1,452 posts

172 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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The new Lincoln Navigator puts its target market into perspective.

Makes UK attempts to cut greenhouse emissions by forcing everyone into 1.2 litre turbo hybrids seem a little pointless.


JaredVannett

Original Poster:

1,562 posts

144 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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Salamura said:
I can't decide which is ugliest: this, the Rolls Cullinan, or the Bentayga.



I've just decided: it's this. What the fk! Who would look at that and think "yes, this is a good looking car and I would like to be seen in one!".
No, I can't afford one. And no, I wouldn't buy one even if I had unlimited cash in my wallet.
Many of us can't afford one, but that doesn't stop us dreaming...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQziAomUCT4

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

94 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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It looks like a crap Chinese knock off of the Volvo XC90

Woeful

nyxster

1,452 posts

172 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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To be fair to the cousins, there is a reason they need 700 kg passenger payload capacity, that’ll just about cover the driver....


Zod

35,295 posts

259 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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In the same way as the gaping Audi grille that we all thought enormous all those years ago, everyone will just get used to this. I think the front is ugly, but it will become normal.

The interior looks great with genuinely usable third row seating (our 12 year old has had enough of the third row in the X5).

aeropilot

34,715 posts

228 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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AndySheff said:
Lewis Kingston said:
Here's a preview of the upcoming 2020 facelift.



biglaugh
Brilliant laugh
There's probably a BMW stylist sitting at his screen somewhere that has now seen this and is now thinking, hmmmmnnnnn scratchchin........ that doesn't look too bad.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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I refuse to have my penis reduced to a size small enough whereby I need to own one of those cars.

parabolica

6,728 posts

185 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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nyxster said:
The new Lincoln Navigator puts its target market into perspective.

Makes UK attempts to cut greenhouse emissions by forcing everyone into 1.2 litre turbo hybrids seem a little pointless.
It's creeping in over there too; V8s are now almost exclusive to diesel trucks and what once may have had a petrol V8 option is now a V6 (looking at you, Ford). Start of the slippery slope for the US.

RobDickinson

31,343 posts

255 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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aeropilot said:
There's probably a BMW stylist sitting at his screen somewhere that has now seen this and is now thinking, hmmmmnnnnn scratchchin........ that doesn't look too bad.
They'll like the grill but the rest needs to be bigger..

laingy

676 posts

242 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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nickfrog said:
MagicMonkey said:
The amount of doughnuts commenting that it’s an ‘unnecessary vehicle’ are, clearly, those that neither have the family or the finances to own one. That’s not to say they aren’t entitled to an opinion but I can almost guarantee it’ll change once they find themselves with four kids and a partner to COMFORTABLY haul about (emphasis on the word ‘comfort’)
I’ve already got my name down for one ,albeit in completely blacked out M-sport guise, to replace our trusty 7 seater X5.
Having used a current X5 for a while for continental travel, I don't blame you. A brilliant choice indeed. Plus it really upsets the chip on shoulder type o n PH, so why not ?

I am all for choice anyway, the more the better, no one has to buy one.


Edited by nickfrog on Wednesday 17th October 15:42
I still find the suspension on the x5 a bit hard , especially when sitting in the back

btom

479 posts

270 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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MagicMonkey said:
And, obviously, I don’t know you or your financial situation but are you seriously telling me you’d be happy with a Ford regardless of the model if you could comfortably afford a BMW?
It has nothing to do with ‘badge snobbery’ (AKA the I’m-jealous-of-what-you’ve-got mentality) but all to do with real world experiences.
laugh Delighted that the first one to own up to ordering one of these manages to tick pretty much all the boxes for the target demographic.

MagicMonkey said:
you’d be happy with a Ford regardless of the model if you could comfortably afford a BMW?
eek

MagicMonkey said:
comfortably afford a BMW?
MagicMonkey said:
It has nothing to do with ‘badge snobbery’
Really?

MagicMonkey said:
comfortably afford a BMW?
What a plum.




Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

168 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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Awesome.

I look forward to seeing these being horrifically parallel parked in Leigh on Sea by a tiny woman that's been badgering her husband, who works in the City for one for ages, but only now realises that a Fiesta would have been handier for driving around town.

I also look for to seeing these in 15 years time with the wheels at 85 degrees to the road, a la early X5's, being driven in an aggressive manner by a larger gentleman with tattoos and lax attitude to VED, MOT's and insurance policies.

Cardinal Hips

323 posts

73 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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I feel this didn't get the recognition it deserved. So here it is again YOU DOUGHNUTS!

MOVE ASIDE PLEBS! BIG DADDY IS COMING THROUGH!

biggrin

hyphen said:
Sorry, but it's a car for tts.

Zod

35,295 posts

259 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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laingy said:
nickfrog said:
MagicMonkey said:
The amount of doughnuts commenting that it’s an ‘unnecessary vehicle’ are, clearly, those that neither have the family or the finances to own one. That’s not to say they aren’t entitled to an opinion but I can almost guarantee it’ll change once they find themselves with four kids and a partner to COMFORTABLY haul about (emphasis on the word ‘comfort’)
I’ve already got my name down for one ,albeit in completely blacked out M-sport guise, to replace our trusty 7 seater X5.
Having used a current X5 for a while for continental travel, I don't blame you. A brilliant choice indeed. Plus it really upsets the chip on shoulder type o n PH, so why not ?

I am all for choice anyway, the more the better, no one has to buy one.


Edited by nickfrog on Wednesday 17th October 15:42
I still find the suspension on the x5 a bit hard , especially when sitting in the back
Even with the adjustable suspension?

MrGTI6

3,163 posts

131 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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Makes the Merc GL (or' GLS' as they call it now) look classy and understated. Who signed off that grille? Stevie Wonder?

Drive Blind

5,101 posts

178 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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Not read this thread, but I'm guessing it's just a direct copy of the Cullinan thread. Cliched stereotypes about footballers/arabs/pointless/school run/too big/estate cars are better/etc.

But those poster who care so little about SUVs that they can't stop complaining about them are missing some vital facts.

Full-Size SUV sales are increasing by almost 15% per annum, around 400,000 units in America alone (dominated by the Suburban/Tahoe) and approaching 1,000,000 units worldwide.

The Merc GL sells well around the world (around 100,000 units), as do the Suburban, Escalade, Yukon & Navigator. BMW would be crazy not to get in on the act.

None of the above are really aimed at the UK Market (although Merc sell around 5,000 GLs per year in Europe, the UK being their 2nd biggest European market).

Wildcat45

8,077 posts

190 months

Wednesday 17th October 2018
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AdamD said:
I wonder if this has much in common with the RR cullinan when you peal back the styling and bodywork.
It's better looking than the Rolls.

I'm fighting my Land Rover Fan Boy self which wants me to hate this while still living something as pointless as the SV Coupe Range Rover.

Huge grille aside, I don't think this is a bad looking truck at all.

I find myself wrong to the current BMW line up. Someone left a new X3 outside my house the other day. I liked it