RE: Shed of the Week | BMW 728i (E38)

RE: Shed of the Week | BMW 728i (E38)

Friday 19th July 2019

Shed of the Week | BMW 728i (E38)

Sometimes Shed is all about pound (sterling) per square inch. On that score, the 7 Series practically rules them all



Yes, yes, we know, two BMWs in two weeks. Thing is, BMWs are generally very good cars when new and sometimes very good Shed material when not, so we're not going to pass up on a tasty candidate just for the sake of marque repetition.

Shed's been eyeing up a 740 that's been on the PH Classifieds for a few weeks now, and last week was looking like the right time to home in on it, but a 330i Touring mooched in out of nowhere to steal the Seven's thunder. No matter, thought Shed, we'll do the big 'un next week - ie this week - but that turned out to be a week too late as the 740 now appears to have sold. Typical.

That 740 was a little bit beaten-up, to be honest. This 728 (from the last year of the E38s) is too, but it's more of a stealth beating up, in three specific places. The rest of it looks top hole. If you're the sort who can happily accept some localised non-structural biffery in exchange for a majestic motoring experience, this low-mileage three-owner car could be bang on.


Banging on has definitely been a part of this car's life at some point. At least one of its three owners appears to have had an issue getting it into his garage, as the nearside has taken some abuse, specifically to the front wing fillet below the headlamp, the front fog/driving light, the leading edge of the rear wing and the trailing edge of the rear door, which is also missing a lower trim piece.

Shed reckons an original used front wing in this rather gorgeous Stahlblu (or Steel Blue, another random BMW colour guess by Shed there) will be about £100, and that some accurate and patient keyboarding will bring in all the parts you need at under £300. Add in a bit of labour and you'll be the proud owner of a lovely example of the E38 breed, one that looks better than good on the offside and better yet on the inside, which is fresh, clean and only lightly creased, a bit like Shed's gentleman's area. The wheels are unmarked and there's plenty of meat on the tyres.

The E38 came out in 1994 and was the first European car to offer an integrated satnav, five years after Lexus did it in their LS400. Don't go running off with the idea that the 728 range-bottomer is going to be short of puff: a thousand drifters can't be wrong. Even with an auto gearbox and 1,800kg to carry, the 190hp E38 schmoozes up the road with an ease that belies its size and if you don't lean on the pedal too much you can genuinely expect cruising mpg figures in the low to mid 30s.


That's if you don't have the Seven's dreaded rusty fuel tank. Then you'll be looking at Top Fuel dragster-style numbers. You'll get a good idea where any tank leak might be by the point at which the needle on the fuel gauge stops dropping like a stone. If you fill 'er up and twenty yards later the gauge is reading a quarter full, the leak is likely to be a quarter of the way up the tank. assuming you can find a suitable replacement, sorting it is not a cheap fix. £1,500 maybe. Still, once that's done, your retching Transporter clients in the boot will thank you for it.

Road tax will depend on when the car was first registered. Shed doesn't have that info, but his feeling from the MOT test dates is that it is on the cusp of the March 2001 changeover date. If it's pre-March it will be £265 a year: post-March ramps that up to £325.

Because this example is definitely post-1998, it will have proper (ie not Nikasil) cylinder liners, but Shed isn't sure that BMW's surprising use of plastic in high-traffic items like the radiator had been rethought by 2001. White streaks down the rad may indicate a crack around the top hose connection. Other coolant system issues you might notice are splitting expansion tanks and seized-up viscous fan clutches.


Malfunctioning PCV (positive crankshaft ventilation) valves will lead to sludging or an oil leak. If that leak comes from the rocker cover, the spark plug holes can fill up with oil, causing a misfire. Heat in the Bosch ABS control units will sometimes shut down the system, but extinguishing the warning light is easy: you just sit around eating sandwiches until normal service is resumed.

Boot supports, door actuators and adjuster motors for the (excellent) seats all fail, and despite what Shed said earlier this is still a big car, so the front suspension and brakes do take a whacking. 7 Series steering shimmy, typically at 45-55mph, is a headscratcher for many, with no single obvious cure. Like herpes, if you've got it, it's about learning to live with it.

Apart from his normal look at this 104,000-mile car's MOT history, which reveals a ticket to next May and nothing more scary than slight play in the steering, Shed has done a spot of online sleuthing about the vendors, Schiele P&P Cars in Chertsey. The reviews (which don't look fake) suggest that Martin, the boss, is a straight-up sort of guy who is keen to look after folk as long as they play fair with him, which is surely all that most of us want out of life. He notes that there are no strange noises in the car. Clearly he's never had Mrs Shed in it.


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Billy_Whizzzz

Original Poster:

2,007 posts

143 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Lovely. Not much not to like there.

SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

234 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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God that was good. Sold already!

mooseracer

1,887 posts

170 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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"Road tax will depend on when the car was first registered. Shed doesn't have that info, but his feeling from the MOT test dates is that it is on the cusp of the March 2001 changeover date."

Huh? You've looked at the MOT history online so surely noticed: Date registered 28 September 2001


For £995 that look(ed) lovely.

Sparky137

869 posts

181 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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The last good looking BMW ever made. These have an elegance that is completely missing from all BMW's since, now replaced with a look of aggression and absolutely no finesse. Lovely car. Shame its sold or it would be mine!!!

sjabrown

1,916 posts

160 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Looked a good one. Proper sized wheels with comfy profile tyres too.

humphra

482 posts

92 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Nice barge. Judging by the damage, I think I'd be checking if the PDC was working biggrin

AC43

11,487 posts

208 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Elegant, timeless design.

soad

32,896 posts

176 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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AC43 said:
Elegant, timeless design.
yes

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Lovely waftmobile. Nomally with big wafty stuff you pay through the nose for fuel - with this engine, it should be reasonable.
That is if the fuel tank still only has one hole at the top and one hole at the bottom.
( Waits for someone to tell me the tank is saddle shaped with a double feed)

Didn't realise these had Mercedes style parking brake hand releases.
Another pointless thing I've learnt, no doubt shoving something I need to remember out.

troika

1,866 posts

151 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Lovely, I had one of these 20 years ago. Mega mile muncher in absolute comfort.

Cheeky Jim

1,274 posts

280 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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For a second I thought this was my old one...I got rid of mine about 3 years ago.

I had an identical 728, same colour/interior... I bought it from a pile em high auction house in Reading via Ebay. It cost me £1240.

I then did 40000 miles in it in 2 years, and literally I had it serviced on time and some new tyres and that was it...completely reliable, as cheap motoring as you could possibly get (well for mine anyway!)

Absolute bangernomics brilliance. I eventually sold it for £750 at 160k miles and a duff wheel bearing... I would have given it away for free. Probably the best 2nd hand purchase i've ever made. Deceptively quick, an absolute monster for demolishing big distances (a joyous Calais to Liege run late one summer evening ....)

Bags of room, just a fab car all round. Was very sorry to see it go, but needed something a bit less leggy..

POORCARDEALER

8,524 posts

241 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Quality cars,,,had quite a few including a 3 year old 728 as a daily for a few years, needed nothing. Latterly had a V12 750, superb bit of kit, succumbed to the dreaded fuel tank rot

thomablue

41 posts

154 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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SOLD , sign went up on advert as I was reading it ! 😂

Limpet

6,310 posts

161 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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What a lovely old barge. Elegant and timeless, as others have said.

That interior still looks like a great place to while away the miles.

pSyCoSiS

3,597 posts

205 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Excellent cars, one of BMWs finest moments in modern times.

Had all iterations of the E38, including a few 728 and even the 750iL.

The 728 were more than adequate, pleasantly surprised by how well they went, the ride comfort, and decent fuel economy.

The cabin quality was on another level, and they were a pleasure to drive.

sinbaddio

2,375 posts

176 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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I was sat outside my local having a post work beer with my son last night when he declared 'What the hell is that?'

I turned around to see a new shape 7 series, the first I've ever seen on the road. Elegance in car design seems to have completely deteriorated over the last few decades, the difference in these two cars being one of the greatest examples. That E38 is delightful, and hides it's size wonderfully!

Blackpuddin

16,523 posts

205 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Yes, they do seem to have got progressively worse over the years, a shame.

Neptune188

280 posts

177 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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I had a 1996 P-plate 750iL. It was a monster. It ate miles for breakfast and if driven sensibly would hit 30mpg on a run.

Mine kept running out of electricity (never properly diagnosed). Fuel Tank went about 100k. It had writing tables in the back and a satphone that was tied to the car.

But what a lovely place to sit.

MadDog1962

890 posts

162 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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A lot of us think that this generation was best of breed for the 7 series.

No horrid iDrive rubbish, and elegant styling. Good performance (even for the entry-level 728i).

A good one is a very fine thing.

Jhonno

5,774 posts

141 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Shed is winning again this week. Perfect.