RE: Mercedes S320 (W220) | Shed of the Week

RE: Mercedes S320 (W220) | Shed of the Week

Friday 24th September 2021

Mercedes S320 (W220) | Shed of the Week

The lap of noughties luxury for £1,495...



Somebody once said that a gambler was someone who made their living out of hope. Somebody else said that it was fine to eat your betting money but never to bet your eating money.

A fateful day in the Grantham registry office many, many long years ago put paid to any gambling aspirations Shed might once have had. Nowadays he believes that the safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket, but even an old scrooge like him would be tempted to expose 150 tenners to the light in exchange for this Mercedes S320.

Those of you blessed with functioning short-term memories will remember that we had one of these W220 S Classes in here just three months ago. That one was a 320 CDI diesel, however, so Shed feels no guilt about bringing you this petrol-fuelled 320.


Merc sounds exactly like murk, and you could easily find yourself in some of that after buying a W220. As Shed pointed out back in June, W220 corrosion was motoring's equivalent of Covid-19. It could pop up practically anywhere - wings, wheel arches, boot lids, any visible panel really, and that was before you started to worry about all the hidden stuff like suspension mountings. Once the contagion had started, like Mrs Shed on the rampage it was difficult to stop.

Other areas of concern were blocked plenum chamber drains, leaky Airmatics, failing Active Body Control pumps (where fitted) and pretty much anything through which electricity was supposed to pass. That was a problem because the W220 was packed to the gills with tech, with no fewer than 340 patents registered. Unfortunately the complexity could mean one step forward, two steps back. Stuff like fibre-optic wiring sounded great until you torched it by jump-starting your W220.

One of the big car magazines commented that the W220 set a high bar and sometimes tripped over it, but surely it's still worth a gamble at this sort of money? After all, that £1,490 S320 CDI from 2005 (the last year of W220 production) passed its last MOT in January with no comment from the tester, exactly as it had for the previous two years, and there are surely few better ways of getting about than in a fully- or even partially-functioning S-Class of pretty much any era.


Admittedly, this week's S320 isn't a direct comparison to that '05 320 CDI not just in terms of its motive power but also in terms of its age. It was built in 2001, past the worst of M-B's Rust Period brought on by the cost-paring antics of Jürgen 'Mr Shareholder Value' Schrempp but perhaps not far enough away from it to keep you off the tranquillisers. Weighing in at 1.8 tonnes the 320 had a 221hp V6 that would glide you through the 0-62mph run in eight seconds and sit happily at its 149mph maximum for as long as there was petrol in the tank.

Shed thinks this model might have the 5G automatic, which should mean less bother than was occasionally the case with the later 7G box. It is priced more or less identically to the diesel at £1,495 despite having covered 38,000 more miles than it. This week's car failed its test in 2017 for rotten rear suspension and again in 2020 for more back-end body rot. Glass half-full types will argue that both of these have been fixed now so structural rust might not be a worry going forward. The new owner will find the truth about that soon enough as the next MOT test is due in November.

If you're unlucky, there's good news in the ad where the vendors are promising a full ticket and a three-month warranty. Better yet, by the end of the ad they've generously upgraded that warranty to 12 months, which if you can make it stick is surely too good a deal to miss on a 20-year-old S-Class. Could it be the motoring experience of a lifetime? There's only one way to find out. As somebody else said, the greatest risk in life is in not taking one.


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waftycranker

Original Poster:

223 posts

73 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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First!

If this really does come with a full ticket and any sort of warranty it’s the bargain of the year.

humphra

539 posts

105 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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Feels like this could equally have been a brave pill! Just because it's "only" shed money, doesn't mean it can't throw up some big bills (though arguably you'd bin it if it does. I suppose that's what makes it a shed. I think I've just argued myself out of why it wouldn't be a brave pill!! getmecoat)

Honeywell

1,550 posts

111 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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Cheap motoring in a very safe car if it lasts a year. Scrap value would be £650. £850 for a years motoring is not to be sniffed at.

LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

209 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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The state of those offset buttons either side of the hazards rofl

Pughmacher

425 posts

56 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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Perfect shed this week! Nice one Shed! Petrol power more than 4 cylinders. Big barge with loads of toys (reasons to ditch it when the gremlins start). To add more spice it looks fairly clean and has a raging case of galloping tin worm hidden underneath! How exciting!

Love it! biggrin

Cambs_Stuart

3,246 posts

97 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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That's genuinely tempting, espcially with a 15 month warranty.

sixor8

6,881 posts

281 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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The generic dealer photoshop background I see a lot. Especially at carswithnoreserve so I wouldn't be surprised if some of the photos have been recycled. What a dreadful ad, full of copy / paste from others in incoherent form with unnecessary capitals.

Stills seems a good price, and at this end of the market (being an X reg), a consideration is that the VED is an almost reasonable £280 p.a. frown

Edited by sixor8 on Friday 24th September 07:18

pSyCoSiS

3,846 posts

218 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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Great Shed. Good value for money. Plenty of kit. If they have reached this age / mileage, then no doubt a lot of failure points would have had to be addressed.

Had all iterations from the S320 CDI and Petrol, all the way up to an S600 Bi Turbo. All nice in their own way, but the 320 petrol is a good all rounder, not bad on fuel and quick enough.

This category of car is all about wafting, and the W220 does that in abundance.

Johnspex

4,625 posts

197 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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That wood is beyond dreadful.

rampageturke

2,623 posts

175 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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is there a single merc of this era without cloudy headlights? Is this the next big thing after Mondeos with gaffertape bumpers and Insignias with missing badges?

sixor8

6,881 posts

281 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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Honeywell said:
Cheap motoring in a very safe car if it lasts a year. Scrap value would be £650. £850 for a years motoring is not to be sniffed at.
Not if it's sat on the drive or only doing 2k miles or so! AND you're presuming nothing goes wrong. And at 20 mpg or worse, that is NOT cheap motoring.

£850 in 12 months? You could buy a car for less than a grand and it would be worth the same in a year with the same no-breakdown presumption.

Pughmacher

425 posts

56 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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Cambs_Stuart said:
That's genuinely tempting, espcially with a 15 month warranty.
Not sure the warranty is worth much in fairness. But still! Think of all the pitfalls and how good it would be to avoid some of them at least!

cerb4.5lee

36,023 posts

193 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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I'd have a gamble on this I reckon, especially with the warranty. I bet it will be a lovely thing to waft around in...well it would be if it didn't have that awful wood trim in it!

It seems a lot of car for the money, and apart from the wood trim I really like this shed for sure.

waftycranker

Original Poster:

223 posts

73 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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sixor8 said:
Honeywell said:
Cheap motoring in a very safe car if it lasts a year. Scrap value would be £650. £850 for a years motoring is not to be sniffed at.
Not if it's sat on the drive or only doing 2k miles or so! AND you're presuming nothing goes wrong. And at 20 mpg or worse, that is NOT cheap motoring.

£850 in 12 months? You could buy a car for less than a grand and it would be worth the same in a year with the same no-breakdown presumption.
It’s cheaper than leasing!

I know a lot (probably the majority) are willing to spend hundreds a month on new car loan/lease payments in the belief that the car is reliable and they won’t be hit with a big fix-it bill out of the blue.

However the point of SOTW is that skinflints and chancers can ride around in something that was once well above their pay grade for not much money at all.

Surely all readers of SOTW buy into this theory?

Imagine if the buyer gets two or three reliable years of motoring out of this thing?!

That, my friend, is called: “Winning”!

s m

23,724 posts

216 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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pSyCoSiS said:
Great Shed. Good value for money. Plenty of kit. If they have reached this age / mileage, then no doubt a lot of failure points would have had to be addressed.

Had all iterations from the S320 CDI and Petrol, all the way up to an S600 Bi Turbo. All nice in their own way, but the 320 petrol is a good all rounder, not bad on fuel and quick enough.

This category of car is all about wafting, and the W220 does that in abundance.
Is this the same type of engine and box that was in the SOTW Sport Compact 3.2V6 at the beginning of the month

Loplop said:
Hang about.

3.2 Litres, 3 Valves Per Cylinder, 215bhp and 22mpg?

Why on earth you'd have any Merc lumped with that boat anchor when you could have a BMW of the same era with an M54B30 (228bhp, 3.0 and much much better fuel economy.)
It had a bit of a slating from many back then for being sluggish and thirsty???

Although I recall a couple of people like mwstewart rated it


Edited by s m on Friday 24th September 08:30

JD2329

494 posts

181 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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The W220 is quite underrated but it only makes sense to go for a late example.
All Mercedes were galvanised by 2004 - find a W220 from that point on without ABC and you've removed a lot of the potential issues.
Running gear on these is very solid and the petrol V6 gets down the road just fine.

g3org3y

21,461 posts

204 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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I like it and think it looks a lot better (and classier) in this dark blue than the standard silver.

Worth a punt at this price. Would be interesting to see the wording/exclusion list on that warranty.

Porscheandrangerover

104 posts

66 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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My old neighbour in Chelsea has run one of these for 8 years not too many problems.

MrGeoff

715 posts

185 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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LaurasOtherHalf said:
The state of those offset buttons either side of the hazards rofl
I can't take that, imagine sitting in traffic looking at those buttons, 2 on one side 4 on the other, it's too much!

Earl of Petrol

552 posts

135 months

Friday 24th September 2021
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This is what shedding is about for me.
£1495 is about the same as the tax, insurance and two rear tyres for my daily….
At this price point you can’t really be too critical, but that centre console, with M-B’s resources, in the 21st century, really…
Still tempting though, and no risk really as selling it on for parts would surely bring at least £1000 back?