ON NOW: Virgin School !!

[Mrs Trackside]

littlegreenfairy said:

Mrs Trackside said:

Mrs Fish said:

There are some things I just don't want to know from my mum.

Like how your dad doesn't need to take viagra?

Yeah, tell me about it!!!

:|

Please shush.

*lalala can't hear you*

Please tell me that wasn't said..

That was said. In the middle of an exercise class where the tutor was talking about how to tone your pelvic floor muscles, and that if men do theirs too it can help to sustain erection and he wouldn't need to take viagra. Mum proudly announced that dad didn't need Viagara!

[littlegreenfairy]

*shakes head in disbelief*

[Plotloss]

I had to turn that Virgin thing off, I assume it remained as toe curling [no pun intended] as it started?

[Mrs Trackside]

Plotloss said:

I had to turn that Virgin thing off, I assume it remained as toe curling [no pun intended] as it started?

His feet were rigid! No toe curling

[sleep envy]

Plotloss said:

I had to turn that Virgin thing off, I assume it remained as toe curling [no pun intended] as it started?

miles away

your first assumption was correct, he did do a brass but I bet it cost him far more than your regular canal version

[Plotloss]

sleep envy said:

regular canal version

Smelling pistake?

[glassman]

wainy said:

look at him move, he should become a stripper and with y fronts and boxers!!

Those weren't Y-fronts.

They were clearly apple catchers.

[glassman]

Plotloss said:

Smelling pistake?

[sleep envy]

Plotloss said:

sleep envy said:

regular canal version

Smelling pistake?

nope, ground floor version at best

[Plotloss]

What some might term, entry level.

[victormeldrew]

Plotloss said:

What some might term, entry level.

as opposed to rear entry level.

[borisminor]

what was that he was doing in front of the mirror - a pelvic floor execise?

[Catz]

borisminor said:

what was that he was doing in front of the mirror - a pelvic floor execise?

God knows ....


Let's all pretend this never happened ...

[racingdude009]

Totally different from what I was expecting not a mention of Richard Branson at all.

For some reason I was expecting Richard Branson to be teaching Business Students appentice style.

[D_T_W]

You lot are just mean, not his fault he can't get a date. Christ, if he doesn't even look at porn or wank, how the hell is he going to know where to go for a shag anyway?

In fact, sod it, i didn't actually watch it because i don't think i could watch the carnage. Lets be honest, i'm a right ugly er, and even i can get a shag. But £500 to get a look at some grannys piss flaps is taking the piss a little bit isn't it? And a paper round in his twenties is a bit much, though i think he's going to be a lonely git for the rest of his life. You never know, could always turn into a kiddie fiddler, did he have the required look?

[Vesuvius 996]

shoggoth1 said:

I do not believe what I've just seen. His leg was like a dogs when you scratch them.

Hilarious - the legs going straight as he approached the vinegar strokes........

[Famous Graham]

Vesuvius 996 said:

shoggoth1 said:

I do not believe what I've just seen. His leg was like a dogs when you scratch them.

Hilarious - the legs going straight as he approached the vinegar strokes........

I know a woman who does that. It's all you can do to hang on

[Mrs Fish]

Mrs Trackside said:

littlegreenfairy said:

Mrs Trackside said:

Mrs Fish said:

There are some things I just don't want to know from my mum.

Like how your dad doesn't need to take viagra?

Yeah, tell me about it!!!

:|

Please shush.

*lalala can't hear you*

Please tell me that wasn't said..

That was said. In the middle of an exercise class where the tutor was talking about how to tone your pelvic floor muscles, and that if men do theirs too it can help to sustain erection and he wouldn't need to take viagra. Mum proudly announced that dad didn't need Viagara!

Well my dad passed away a couple of years ago, but she did start talking to me about her 'rabbit'

I ran away shouting :lalalala:

[K50 DEL]

Glad it wasn't just me who watched that in abject horror.

500 Euro for a couple of munters and a bird that looked like Jackie Stallone - I'd rather stay a virgin if they were my only options.

As for shopping with his Nan........ (anyone else notice that she paid?!!)

[snotrag]

Ah but look what it said at the end of the program - he's not done it since, and I'd hazard a guess he hasn't even spoke to a woman.

It hasn't taught him anything, other than that he can pay for sex if he wants to.