Deloitte 1st year email
Discussion
Anyone seen this yet?
Basically a 1st year female employee at Deloitte has sent an email around her department to determine which awards should be handed out to the boys for stuff such as ‘hottest boy – body’ and ‘most likely to sleep their way to the top’.
It’s quite funny as it’s really gone global in less than 2 days...
Scary to think that something like that can happen, feel quite sorry for the girl really!
Basically a 1st year female employee at Deloitte has sent an email around her department to determine which awards should be handed out to the boys for stuff such as ‘hottest boy – body’ and ‘most likely to sleep their way to the top’.
It’s quite funny as it’s really gone global in less than 2 days...
Scary to think that something like that can happen, feel quite sorry for the girl really!
Subject: Deloitte First year analysts Christmas Awards 
So girls....
It’s been nearly 4 months at Deloitte so I think we should have some sort of Xmas awards ceremony for us ladies about the stuff that really matters at work i.e. gossip/ the boys! This probably massively violates the HR equal opportunities policy, but never mind! It’s all for fun and a bit of a laugh.
Ok, so the categories are below, please get your votes in asap, I’ll send out the results on Friday 18th Dec (that is all I will be doing that day as I will be SO hungover from the ball!) Any comments as to why you’ve picked a certain person that are particularly good/hilarious can be included, anonymously, of course
1.) Fittest boy – looks
2.) Fittest boy – body
3.) Best dressed boy
4.) Boy most likely to sleep his way to the top
5.) Best piece of gossip you’ve heard so far this year
6.) Most attractive “older” member of staff (i.e above analyst grade)
7.) Boy with the best personality
8.) Most hilarious/embarrassing moment a girl has had
9.) The official Deloitte First-year Analyst Girls “Man of the year”
Enjoy thinking about it!
Much love to all
Holly xxx
This email forwarded to the whole of Deloitte, KPMG, PwC etc (the email is about 5ft long!) with various sarcastic comments along the way. She only sent it yesterday afternoon! She must be mortified.
So girls....
It’s been nearly 4 months at Deloitte so I think we should have some sort of Xmas awards ceremony for us ladies about the stuff that really matters at work i.e. gossip/ the boys! This probably massively violates the HR equal opportunities policy, but never mind! It’s all for fun and a bit of a laugh.
Ok, so the categories are below, please get your votes in asap, I’ll send out the results on Friday 18th Dec (that is all I will be doing that day as I will be SO hungover from the ball!) Any comments as to why you’ve picked a certain person that are particularly good/hilarious can be included, anonymously, of course
1.) Fittest boy – looks
2.) Fittest boy – body
3.) Best dressed boy
4.) Boy most likely to sleep his way to the top
5.) Best piece of gossip you’ve heard so far this year
6.) Most attractive “older” member of staff (i.e above analyst grade)
7.) Boy with the best personality
8.) Most hilarious/embarrassing moment a girl has had
9.) The official Deloitte First-year Analyst Girls “Man of the year”
Enjoy thinking about it!
Much love to all
Holly xxx
This email forwarded to the whole of Deloitte, KPMG, PwC etc (the email is about 5ft long!) with various sarcastic comments along the way. She only sent it yesterday afternoon! She must be mortified.
Justayellowbadge said:
Subject: Deloitte First year analysts Christmas Awards
So girls....
It’s been nearly 4 months at Deloitte so I think we should have some sort of Xmas awards ceremony for us ladies about the stuff that really matters at work i.e. gossip/ the boys! This probably massively violates the HR equal opportunities policy, but never mind! It’s all for fun and a bit of a laugh.
Ok, so the categories are below, please get your votes in asap, I’ll send out the results on Friday 18th Dec (that is all I will be doing that day as I will be SO hungover from the ball!) Any comments as to why you’ve picked a certain person that are particularly good/hilarious can be included, anonymously, of course
1.) Fittest boy – looks
2.) Fittest boy – body
3.) Best dressed boy
4.) Boy most likely to sleep his way to the top
5.) Best piece of gossip you’ve heard so far this year
6.) Most attractive “older” member of staff (i.e above analyst grade)
7.) Boy with the best personality
8.) Most hilarious/embarrassing moment a girl has had
9.) The official Deloitte First-year Analyst Girls “Man of the year”
Enjoy thinking about it!
Much love to all
Holly xxx
This email forwarded to the whole of Deloitte, KPMG, PwC etc (the email is about 5ft long!) with various sarcastic comments along the way. She only sent it yesterday afternoon! She must be mortified.
I could have done that i suppose! Think it's more impressive with the whole chain attached!So girls....
It’s been nearly 4 months at Deloitte so I think we should have some sort of Xmas awards ceremony for us ladies about the stuff that really matters at work i.e. gossip/ the boys! This probably massively violates the HR equal opportunities policy, but never mind! It’s all for fun and a bit of a laugh.
Ok, so the categories are below, please get your votes in asap, I’ll send out the results on Friday 18th Dec (that is all I will be doing that day as I will be SO hungover from the ball!) Any comments as to why you’ve picked a certain person that are particularly good/hilarious can be included, anonymously, of course
1.) Fittest boy – looks
2.) Fittest boy – body
3.) Best dressed boy
4.) Boy most likely to sleep his way to the top
5.) Best piece of gossip you’ve heard so far this year
6.) Most attractive “older” member of staff (i.e above analyst grade)
7.) Boy with the best personality
8.) Most hilarious/embarrassing moment a girl has had
9.) The official Deloitte First-year Analyst Girls “Man of the year”
Enjoy thinking about it!
Much love to all
Holly xxx
This email forwarded to the whole of Deloitte, KPMG, PwC etc (the email is about 5ft long!) with various sarcastic comments along the way. She only sent it yesterday afternoon! She must be mortified.
king ball to celebrate!
sleep envy said:
Wonder if she'll have a job on 18th Dec?
You have to marvel at how thick some people are - she even recognises that is breaches HR policy.We had a very similar thing come round the last big corporate company I worked for (but it was about the girls) but what saved many people's skins was that one of the main board directors thought it was fun and added his own comments about the girls.
The best bit was that some of the girls who featured but didn't rate near the top immediately set about improving themselves. So it was a useful exercise.
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