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Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

169 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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It looks a cool job, so what are the bad parts of flying a big plane?

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

13,162 posts

102 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Cold said:
Will forgetting to turn off my phone really cause the plane to fall out of the sky?
I can answer that one, one of my best friends is a Captain for Jet2. No it won't, it's to stop unbearable static on the pilots comms. You know the interference noise which you used to sometimes hear through old TV's and stereos from your mobile? That's what they'd constantly be hearing. Not really a great thing for safety, not being able to clearly hear the tower.

Cold

15,305 posts

92 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
Cold said:
Will forgetting to turn off my phone really cause the plane to fall out of the sky?
I can answer that one, one of my best friends is a Captain for Jet2. No it won't, it's to stop unbearable static on the pilots comms. You know the interference noise which you used to sometimes hear through old TV's and stereos from your mobile? That's what they'd constantly be hearing. Not really a great thing for safety, not being able to clearly hear the tower.
Ok, I'll switch it off for a few hours... biggrin


Wacky Racer

38,374 posts

249 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Eyersey1234 said:
What's the difference between a 747 and a 777?
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djc206

12,499 posts

127 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
I can answer that one, one of my best friends is a Captain for Jet2. No it won't, it's to stop unbearable static on the pilots comms. You know the interference noise which you used to sometimes hear through old TV's and stereos from your mobile? That's what they'd constantly be hearing. Not really a great thing for safety, not being able to clearly hear the tower.
That would explain why the pilot might switch off his phone but asking someone tens of feet away to do so for that reason is far fetched. Switch a speaker on in your house and see how close you have to get before your phone interferes with it. Many airlines allow you to send texts whilst in the air now, if they thought phones would cause interference with comms that would not be possible.

A lack of any real enforcement indicates just how little concern phones actually are.

Let’s be honest it’s a combination of not wanting to test whether 400 phones can actually mess with equipment, wanting people to shut up, look up and follow the safety briefings and also not piss each other off in an enclosed space with their inane chatter.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

83 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

83 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Flight - Denzel Washington.

On a scale of 0-100 with 0 being "utter garbage, couldn't possibly work, a total fabrication for Hollywood" to 100 being "Utterly brilliant flying, perhaps two or three pilots in commercial aviation could pull of such a manouevre", what does the upside-down stunt score?

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

83 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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If you took a reasonably intellectual person off the street and gave them unlimited instruction in a simulator, how long would you expect to take to train someone to fly an actual 777 from Heathrow to New York?

The question assumes that absolutely everything proceeds as normal on the flight and there are no unexpected occurrences to deal with. In other words, a flight that was as straightforward as such a flight could possibly be.

My wildest guess is just 100 hours.

djc206

12,499 posts

127 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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SCEtoAUX said:
Flight - Denzel Washington.

On a scale of 0-100 with 0 being "utter garbage, couldn't possibly work, a total fabrication for Hollywood" to 100 being "Utterly brilliant flying, perhaps two or three pilots in commercial aviation could pull of such a manouevre", what does the upside-down stunt score?
The crew of Alaska Airlines 261 attempted it. They perished. That accident inspired the film accident and features a similar aircraft and the same mechanical fault.

Bradgate

2,855 posts

149 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Is the 777 fun & responsive to fly, or is is a big lumbering bus?

How do you stay alert during 10 hour+ cruises?

When you fly positioning sectors do you push the 777 a bit harder into climbs and turns than you would with 350 passengers on board?

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

83 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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djc206 said:
SCEtoAUX said:
Flight - Denzel Washington.

On a scale of 0-100 with 0 being "utter garbage, couldn't possibly work, a total fabrication for Hollywood" to 100 being "Utterly brilliant flying, perhaps two or three pilots in commercial aviation could pull of such a manouevre", what does the upside-down stunt score?
The crew of Alaska Airlines 261 attempted it. They perished. That accident inspired the film accident and features a similar aircraft and the same mechanical fault.
Interesting, thanks. I shall go and read about it.

21TonyK

11,634 posts

211 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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I recently had the pleasure of best part of a couple of hours in a 737 simulator with an ex-RAF/BA pilot.

From what he said I hadn't appreciated how much flying had changed, as far as he was concerned modern flying is "follow the pink dot" a lot of the time. Was great to listen to his stories about the Falklands et all.

My only first hand experience is light aircraft without the taking off or landing!

Do modern pilots find it a challenge on a daily basis or do you find you only really use your skills on occasion, challenging weather etc?



tobinen

9,287 posts

147 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

J4CKO

41,853 posts

202 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Tray surfing sounds like it must have happened but surely it must be a huge opportunity for compound fractures and ending up in a bloodied and battered heap near a galley or toilet ?

Hub

6,460 posts

200 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Do you get a chance to see many of the places you fly to, or just endless hotel rooms?

How much time do you get to spend at 'home', and does the travel novelty wear off?

sc0tt

18,065 posts

203 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Will the OP ever come back?

Ari

19,363 posts

217 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Did you ever hang around the gymnasium at school?

IforB

9,840 posts

231 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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djc206 said:
Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:
I can answer that one, one of my best friends is a Captain for Jet2. No it won't, it's to stop unbearable static on the pilots comms. You know the interference noise which you used to sometimes hear through old TV's and stereos from your mobile? That's what they'd constantly be hearing. Not really a great thing for safety, not being able to clearly hear the tower.
That would explain why the pilot might switch off his phone but asking someone tens of feet away to do so for that reason is far fetched. Switch a speaker on in your house and see how close you have to get before your phone interferes with it. Many airlines allow you to send texts whilst in the air now, if they thought phones would cause interference with comms that would not be possible.

A lack of any real enforcement indicates just how little concern phones actually are.

Let’s be honest it’s a combination of not wanting to test whether 400 phones can actually mess with equipment, wanting people to shut up, look up and follow the safety briefings and also not piss each other off in an enclosed space with their inane chatter.
This one has been done a myriad of times before.

I have written Personal Electronic Device (PED)and Transmitting Personal Electronic Device(T-PED) policies for airlines and been involved in testing to determine what happens. Simple answer. It can be a problem. Mostly on older aircraft, but there are many different and well documented cases of interference caused by phones.




Joey Ramone

2,151 posts

127 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Do you ever think 'What was the point of starting this thread' before you effed off?

Tango13

8,552 posts

178 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Do you like movies about gladiators?