Musings on funerals

[Amused2death]

I sat in the garden earlier, enjoying the sunshine, and was idly thinking, when my mum died 10 years ago, the poor girl was cremated, and as we followed the coffin into the crematorium I heard "My heart will go on" (aka Titanic theme by Celine Dion) playing over their inhouse music system. I can remember thinking "We are torching the poor thing, not drowning her!" And really had to suppress a giggle.

So any funeral/music stories or thoughts?
For my final goodbye I want "Old and Wise" by The Alan Parsons Project.

Over to you....