Undateables ......
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monthefish said:
I mean this in the nicest possible way, but he should wear sunglasses and go for the 'Biffy Clyro' look. Perhaps also learn an instrument and join a band to justify the aforementioned sunglasses.
He seems like a nice bloke, and if he could make a connection first without being judged on his eyes, he'd probably improve his chances immeasurably (he could reveal the eyes at a later stage once the 'relationship' had been established)
TBH honest I got over his eyes after a few seconds and quickly warmed to him thinking that he would make a good drinking buddy. A shame his confidence was shot to pieces.He seems like a nice bloke, and if he could make a connection first without being judged on his eyes, he'd probably improve his chances immeasurably (he could reveal the eyes at a later stage once the 'relationship' had been established)
Slickus said:
And from what i could see, she had a couple of cats. Forget that, especially when one walked in front of the PC screen, it would have my size 10 in it's backside if it got in my way!
You t
t, we do not need to know your moronic thoughts on cats. If you think yourself funny think again. Your post just highlights what a thick piece of st you are.Bloke thought it funny to throw things at my cat once, not sure he does now after not being able to eat for a week. Hopefully someone will oblige you the same way.
shadow1964 said:
Slickus said:
And from what i could see, she had a couple of cats. Forget that, especially when one walked in front of the PC screen, it would have my size 10 in it's backside if it got in my way!
You tt, we do not need to know your moronic thoughts on cats. If you think yourself funny think again. Your post just highlights what a thick piece of st you are.Bloke thought it funny to throw things at my cat once, not sure he does now after not being able to eat for a week. Hopefully someone will oblige you the same way.
Big man with your size 10 kicking a small animal.
Slickus said:
And from what i could see, she had a couple of cats. Forget that, especially when one walked in front of the PC screen, it would have my size 10 in it's backside if it got in my way!
Are you fking thick or was this an extremely ill judged attempt at humour? If it wasn't a fairly harmless house cat I'm sure you'd think twice about kicking it, perhaps if she had a pitbul or a staffie you'd have kept your moronic comments to yourself.Righto, where do i begin...
None of you know me, i would never lay a finger on any creature. Looking back, my flippant comment was maybe a bit much for some, sadly my humour can be sometimes. I have owned 4 cats over the last 20yrs, and loved them all dearly. I apologise if i offened anyone, that wasn't what i wanted at all. Very sorry to all who i may of upset......now to find a dark corner to go and think about my silly non-humourous remark!
None of you know me, i would never lay a finger on any creature. Looking back, my flippant comment was maybe a bit much for some, sadly my humour can be sometimes. I have owned 4 cats over the last 20yrs, and loved them all dearly. I apologise if i offened anyone, that wasn't what i wanted at all. Very sorry to all who i may of upset......now to find a dark corner to go and think about my silly non-humourous remark!
Slickus said:
Righto, where do i begin...
None of you know me, i would never lay a finger on any creature. Looking back, my flippant comment was maybe a bit much for some, sadly my humour can be sometimes. I have owned 4 cats over the last 20yrs, and loved them all dearly. I apologise if i offened anyone, that wasn't what i wanted at all. Very sorry to all who i may of upset......now to find a dark corner to go and think about my silly non-humourous remark!
Don't sweat it dude, some people on here need to chill a bit. For those frothing at the mouth about the cat kicking comment, don't take the things people say on the internet too literally. It was obviously a bloody joke!None of you know me, i would never lay a finger on any creature. Looking back, my flippant comment was maybe a bit much for some, sadly my humour can be sometimes. I have owned 4 cats over the last 20yrs, and loved them all dearly. I apologise if i offened anyone, that wasn't what i wanted at all. Very sorry to all who i may of upset......now to find a dark corner to go and think about my silly non-humourous remark!
Back on topic, loving the Undateables. Ray should defo have his own show.
Slickus said:
Righto, where do i begin...
None of you know me, i would never lay a finger on any creature. Looking back, my flippant comment was maybe a bit much for some, sadly my humour can be sometimes. I have owned 4 cats over the last 20yrs, and loved them all dearly. I apologise if i offened anyone, that wasn't what i wanted at all. Very sorry to all who i may of upset......now to find a dark corner to go and think about my silly non-humourous remark!
TBH I saw the funny side. The response to your joke smacked purely of "keyboard warrior, internet hardman" to me; I mean come on - 'the last bloke to throw something at my cat didn't eat for a week' None of you know me, i would never lay a finger on any creature. Looking back, my flippant comment was maybe a bit much for some, sadly my humour can be sometimes. I have owned 4 cats over the last 20yrs, and loved them all dearly. I apologise if i offened anyone, that wasn't what i wanted at all. Very sorry to all who i may of upset......now to find a dark corner to go and think about my silly non-humourous remark!
I wouldn't worry
shadow1964 said:
Slickus said:
And from what i could see, she had a couple of cats. Forget that, especially when one walked in front of the PC screen, it would have my size 10 in it's backside if it got in my way!
You tt, we do not need to know your moronic thoughts on cats. If you think yourself funny think again. Your post just highlights what a thick piece of st you are.Bloke thought it funny to throw things at my cat once, not sure he does now after not being able to eat for a week. Hopefully someone will oblige you the same way.
I just watched the first episode of series 1, with Richard the "radio amateur", as he called himself. What a legend, being a horrendous goof and doing that muscle twitching thing in the tea room, still somehow securing a second date and then blowing the woman out anyway, stating that he hoped he had not knocked her confidence and that there would surely be a man out there somewhere who would find her attractive. If he had not had his vision clouded by the aspergers, he'd probably have realised that she was about as good as it was likely to get for him.
I really disliked that dwarf woman Penny though, I thought it was really poor form to go on the date with the bloke with cerebral palsy and then turn him down by text afterwards because he was in a wheelchair like her. When she was saying "I'd rather date someone who wasn't disabled, I think they'd be a bit more lively and fun", it struck me that she was not exactly a barrel of laughs either and she seemed oblivious to the compromises and sacrifices that normal people would have to make to have a relationship with a disabled person, like the burden should be anyone but hers.
At least the guy with Tourettes seemed to get a girlfriend out of it, he seemed alright. His ticks were so obviously what he was really thinking though, like he'd be injected with a truth serum. Fat woman walks in - "Fat slut!". Girl is late for date, thinks he's been stood up, "fking we, bh!". Still, at least he took what he could and seemed grateful for it, the other two seemed a bit up themselves (well, Penny at least, as Richard clearly did not have total presence of mind).
I really disliked that dwarf woman Penny though, I thought it was really poor form to go on the date with the bloke with cerebral palsy and then turn him down by text afterwards because he was in a wheelchair like her. When she was saying "I'd rather date someone who wasn't disabled, I think they'd be a bit more lively and fun", it struck me that she was not exactly a barrel of laughs either and she seemed oblivious to the compromises and sacrifices that normal people would have to make to have a relationship with a disabled person, like the burden should be anyone but hers.
At least the guy with Tourettes seemed to get a girlfriend out of it, he seemed alright. His ticks were so obviously what he was really thinking though, like he'd be injected with a truth serum. Fat woman walks in - "Fat slut!". Girl is late for date, thinks he's been stood up, "f
king we, bh!". Still, at least he took what he could and seemed grateful for it, the other two seemed a bit up themselves (well, Penny at least, as Richard clearly did not have total presence of mind).Gassing Station | TV, Film, Streaming & Radio | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff