Swimming pool father of my child

Swimming pool father of my child

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fathomfive

10,107 posts

195 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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NDA said:
fathomfive said:
HOGEPH said:
What's the baby going to be called?

(Swimming) Paul?

(Salty) Walter?

Bob (ing up and down like this)?
Chloe(rine)?
Flo?
Dee Pend?

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

238 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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SeeFive said:
Can't wait to hear the grandparents come rushing out of the maternity ward shouting "It's a Buoy"!
clap best yet hehe

markh1

2,846 posts

214 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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One of the welsh birds at my halls in uni would always wear a swimsuit in the bath. When questioned by one of the other girls she said.... "Dan told me that I could get pregnant from going in the bath as he wks in there, and wearing a swim suit will stop me getting pregnant won't it?"

s3fella

10,524 posts

192 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Straight As I bet!

jesta1865

3,448 posts

214 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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TVR Moneypit said:
markh1 said:
One of the welsh birds at my halls in uni would always wear a swimsuit in the bath. When questioned by one of the other girls she said.... "Dan told me that I could get pregnant from going in the bath as he wks in there, and wearing a swim suit will stop me getting pregnant won't it?"
Stupid bh. And she managed to get into uni? Jeez, theres hope for me yet.
trust me, being intellectual has nothing to do with intelligence, i work somewhere with a very high concentration of degrees and phd's and some of them would miss the floor if they fell over they are so daft outside their area of expertise. smile

nogginthenog

620 posts

206 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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It seems she let some fellow get beyond the Breast Stroke.....

Jasandjules

70,401 posts

234 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Well I bet that one would confuse the CSA.........


NDA

22,133 posts

230 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Rude-boy said:
SeeFive said:
Can't wait to hear the grandparents come rushing out of the maternity ward shouting "It's a Buoy"!
clap best yet hehe
Yes, I was quite jealous of that one.

Don't draw attention to it.

untakenname

5,016 posts

197 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Its harsh really, the child is only 13 years old, the police in egypt should be hunting down which ever peado did this.

grumbledoak

31,734 posts

238 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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untakenname said:
Its harsh really, the child is only 13 years old, the police in egypt should be hunting down which ever peado did this.
What is the age of consent there? Islam generally judges that 'having her period' is enough. Though, they take a (very) dim view of sex outside marriage...

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

209 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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grumbledoak said:
untakenname said:
Its harsh really, the child is only 13 years old, the police in egypt should be hunting down which ever peado did this.
What is the age of consent there? Islam generally judges that 'having her period' is enough. Though, they take a (very) dim view of sex outside marriage...
Can you marry a swimming pool

These muslims and their daft laws

Marrying swimming pools

Its insane

V8A*ndy

3,695 posts

196 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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NDA said:
AndrewW-G said:
You just know that one of the waiters in that hotel is sighing with relief on hearing that
laugh

I reckon you're spot on.
Bet he's gonna LILO for a while getmecoat

srebbe64

13,021 posts

242 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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Hmm, a long shot maybe. But I wonder of the mother is in some sort of denial? wink

grumbledoak

31,734 posts

238 months

Wednesday 15th July 2009
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srebbe64 said:
denial? wink
<groans>

Well, the old ones are the oldest...

Scraggles

7,619 posts

229 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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untakenname said:
Its harsh really, the child is only 13 years old, the police in egypt should be hunting down which ever peado did this.
recall that mohammed took a 9 year old girl as a bride and had lots of sex with her, telling his followers to do the same, looks like many do just that

http://www.faithfreedom.org/Articles/sina/ayesha.h...

Suspect the girl will make a great mother smile

GlenMH

5,253 posts

248 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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Age of consent in Japan is only 13 too....

Neil_H

15,332 posts

256 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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GlenMH said:
Age of consent in Japan is only 13 too....
As far as national law goes it is, but most local laws will be higher than that.

HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

187 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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No chlorine in the (gene) pool then?

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

222 months

Thursday 16th July 2009
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Scraggles said:
untakenname said:
Its harsh really, the child is only 13 years old, the police in egypt should be hunting down which ever peado did this.
recall that mohammed took a 9 year old girl as a bride and had lots of sex with her, telling his followers to do the same, looks like many do just that

http://www.faithfreedom.org/Articles/sina/ayesha.h...

Suspect the girl will make a great mother smile
nono she was 9 when she gave birth to their first child, married at 7 wink............... it's a pity that the publishers of the book on the subject were intimidated by blood thirsty loonies silly threats and had to pull the book before their heads fell off or houses exploded

Edited by AndrewW-G on Thursday 16th July 11:49