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zac510 said:
KenBlocksPants said:
snowy slopes said:
JonRB said:
y282 said:
zac510 said:
I think I read this one on here actually.
One day a wife was in the kitchen and realised she needed some things from the shop. She called on her developer husband to run down the shop and pick up the goods. "I need you to pick up a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get half a dozen."
A short while later the husband returns to wife with 6 loaves of bread.
"They had eggs!" the husband explained.
i just read that 3 times, the third very slowly, possibly mouthing it.One day a wife was in the kitchen and realised she needed some things from the shop. She called on her developer husband to run down the shop and pick up the goods. "I need you to pick up a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get half a dozen."
A short while later the husband returns to wife with 6 loaves of bread.
"They had eggs!" the husband explained.
then i found it very, very funny.
![hehe](/inc/images/hehe.gif)
![hehe](/inc/images/hehe.gif)
if(shop.hasEggs()) shop.getBread(6);
else shop.getBread(1);
does that help?
A man was in a hot air balloon, lost and losing altitude in fog. Suddenly there was a clear patch, and he saw a man standing on a rocky outcrop.
One of the men shouted out "where are we?"
The man on the rocky outcrop said "In a hot air balloon"
The man in the balloon said "you're in IT aren't you?"
The rocky outcrop guy said "Yes, how could you tell?"
Balloon man "Well, you gave me an answer that is correct, but of no use to me whatsoever. I'm still lost."
Rocky: "You're in management aren't you?"
Balloon: "Yes, how could you tell?"
Rocky: "I gave you the accurate answer to your question, but you aren't happy, and now it's my fault".
There is another version, two men in a helicopter, lost in fog. They see a man on the top of a building, so the pilot asks where they are. He answers "in a helicopter". The pilot says "Thanks for that, I know where to go now" and he navigates safely to the airport and lands. The passenger asks how he knew where to go, to which the pilot said "I asked that man on the building where I was and he told me I was in a helicopter. His answer was correct but of no use to me, so I knew he must be on the roof of the IBM building".
One of the men shouted out "where are we?"
The man on the rocky outcrop said "In a hot air balloon"
The man in the balloon said "you're in IT aren't you?"
The rocky outcrop guy said "Yes, how could you tell?"
Balloon man "Well, you gave me an answer that is correct, but of no use to me whatsoever. I'm still lost."
Rocky: "You're in management aren't you?"
Balloon: "Yes, how could you tell?"
Rocky: "I gave you the accurate answer to your question, but you aren't happy, and now it's my fault".
There is another version, two men in a helicopter, lost in fog. They see a man on the top of a building, so the pilot asks where they are. He answers "in a helicopter". The pilot says "Thanks for that, I know where to go now" and he navigates safely to the airport and lands. The passenger asks how he knew where to go, to which the pilot said "I asked that man on the building where I was and he told me I was in a helicopter. His answer was correct but of no use to me, so I knew he must be on the roof of the IBM building".
Salgar said:
zac510 said:
KenBlocksPants said:
snowy slopes said:
JonRB said:
y282 said:
zac510 said:
I think I read this one on here actually.
One day a wife was in the kitchen and realised she needed some things from the shop. She called on her developer husband to run down the shop and pick up the goods. "I need you to pick up a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get half a dozen."
A short while later the husband returns to wife with 6 loaves of bread.
"They had eggs!" the husband explained.
i just read that 3 times, the third very slowly, possibly mouthing it.One day a wife was in the kitchen and realised she needed some things from the shop. She called on her developer husband to run down the shop and pick up the goods. "I need you to pick up a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get half a dozen."
A short while later the husband returns to wife with 6 loaves of bread.
"They had eggs!" the husband explained.
then i found it very, very funny.
![hehe](/inc/images/hehe.gif)
![hehe](/inc/images/hehe.gif)
if(shop.hasEggs()) shop.getBread(6);
else shop.getBread(1);
does that help?
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