Broaching the subject of her weight gain

[sjc]

Joey Ramone said:

As far as I was concerned I was living with another person who happened to look a bit like my wife.

Just wait til she goes through the "change ".....

[grumbledoak]

rich12 said:

"I'm really struggling to get it up now you're fat."

[Mercury00]

[kiethton]

I grab her fat bits and wobble them...after a week or so she noticed me doing it and now wants to start running

[Jonmx]

I wonder what the reaction to this thread would be on mums net...
Just been running with my wife at her insistence. I think all women are aware of their body image, but time and inclination to do anything about it can often be lacking!

[okgo]

Stop eating all our fking food - winner.

[King Herald]

Monkeylegend said:

"Does my bottom look big in this?"

"Yes"

At the point of saying yes you should be at least an arms length plus a bit away from her.

"Does this skirt make me look fat?"



"No, the cakes and buns did that"

[smn159]

kiethton said:

I grab her fat bits and wobble them...after a week or so she noticed me doing it and now wants to start running

Hold on - It took a week before she noticed you wobbling her fat bits?

Just how fat is she?

[northwest monkey]

smn159 said:

kiethton said:

I grab her fat bits and wobble them...after a week or so she noticed me doing it and now wants to start running

Hold on - It took a week before she noticed you wobbling her fat bits?

Just how fat is she?

It probably took another week for the fat bits to stop wobbling.

[CrutyRammers]

had this yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yOw1cxTNgw

[kiethton]

smn159 said:

kiethton said:

I grab her fat bits and wobble them...after a week or so she noticed me doing it and now wants to start running

Hold on - It took a week before she noticed you wobbling her fat bits?

Just how fat is she?

Haha no! Just the occasional wobble accompanied by "stop touching my fat" prompted the change

[Henry Fiddleton]

https://youtu.be/d0aIqx1McVI

Edited by Henry Fiddleton on Friday 13th March 11:49

[El Guapo]

Install a block & tackle above her side of the bed, marked "SWL 2 tonnes".

[lukefreeman]

Stop feeding her.

[Scousefella]

When she is out go into her Bra collection and adjust all of the straps so that they are too tight/small.

Failing that tell her she is a fat sweaty wench and needs to quit her affair with McVities/Rowntree/Mars.