Annoying PH behaviours/phrases

[Cliftonite]

Issi said:

Anybody who uses this site as an alternative to Google - for example the recent post -

"What's the weather like in Jamaica in August?"

That was just his way of telling we poor souls who are merely going to Skegness in August that he is going somewhere even better!

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[Paul Dishman]

This all may be annoying but using these words and phrases are part of the register used by this discourse community. We consider language as a tool, fitted to its particular function in a given situation, according to the philosopher Wittgenstein.

Just revising for my OU exam....

[mybrainhurts]

funkyrobot said:

Iva Barchetta said:

funkyrobot said:

So it be on to this.

It's actually....

well it be on to this

I use it in any thread that's truly bizarre and going nowhere fast.

sorry.

It's my version, so get fked.



I hate violence on here.

So do I. Do you want some?

[Monkeylegend]

mybrainhurts said:

funkyrobot said:

Iva Barchetta said:

funkyrobot said:

So it be on to this.

It's actually....

well it be on to this

I use it in any thread that's truly bizarre and going nowhere fast.

sorry.

It's my version, so get fked.



I hate violence on here.

So do I. Do you want some?

Dismissed.

[Nik da Greek]

What annoys me most...actually, "annoys" isn't the exact word..."upsets" is closer the mark...is the sheer RAGE that boils off every single page. The hatred and anger and contempt and superiority towards every other living human in general and almost every other PHer in specific. When did everyone become so damned intransigent and righteously indignant about every bloody triviality they can possibly find? Do you guys really go through life like this? God, what an unhappy existence.

Named a car model incorrectly? Moron
Made a slight mistake whilst driving that involved someone needing to brake? Knob. Possibly bellend. Maybe even cock.
Slightly incorrect use of grammar? Can I get a latte? NO, you can't GET it, you can BUY it, HAVE it, OBTAIN it... wker
Asked for advice on which oil/tool/car/airfreshener to buy? Were you not born knowing everything about everything to do with cars? Why are you here, you insufferable fking retard?
Used an accepted internet norm such as stock-in phrase or a meme? So far beneath contempt there isn't even a word to describe PH's disgust for you, you suppurating, leprous maggot


Jeez, how about we just chill the fk out a bit and try some positivity and respect toward others, instead of getting so damn riled about ... well, about everything? Most pages on here I can't help but read in the style of Mr T doing a Snickers advert. Git some Pistonheads, FOOL. GRRRRRRR!*



*Not sure if serious...


And ellipsises? fking hate tossers who end every sentence with a fking ellipsis. wkers

[Monkeylegend]

Nik da Greek said:

What annoys me most...actually, "annoys" isn't the exact word..."upsets" is closer the mark...is the sheer RAGE that boils off every single page. The hatred and anger and contempt and superiority towards every other living human in general and almost every other PHer in specific. When did everyone become so damned intransigent and righteously indignant about every bloody triviality they can possibly find? Do you guys really go through life like this? God, what an unhappy existence.

Named a car model incorrectly? Moron
Made a slight mistake whilst driving that involved someone needing to brake? Knob. Possibly bellend. Maybe even cock.
Slightly incorrect use of grammar? Can I get a latte? NO, you can't GET it, you can BUY it, HAVE it, OBTAIN it... wker
Asked for advice on which oil/tool/car/airfreshener to buy? Were you not born knowing everything about everything to do with cars? Why are you here, you insufferable fking retard?
Used an accepted internet norm such as stock-in phrase or a meme? So far beneath contempt there isn't even a word to describe PH's disgust for you, you suppurating, leprous maggot


Jeez, how about we just chill the fk out a bit and try some positivity and respect toward others, instead of getting so damn riled about ... well, about everything? Most pages on here I can't help but read in the style of Mr T doing a Snickers advert. Git some Pistonheads, FOOL. GRRRRRRR!*



*Not sure if serious...


And ellipsises? fking hate tossers who end every sentence with a fking ellipsis. wkers

Just proved your own point

[wiliferus]

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This a thousands times.

Also, WOT. Utter utter bell end phrase.

[Nik da Greek]

Monkeylegend said:

Just proved your own point

Becos ironic

[TorqueDirty]

cookmysock said:

when someone agrees with a post and posts --->

"this"

Is that the limit of your vocabulary? Do try harder!

This

[B.J.W]

People who say "like" as if they were reading off a script for Beverley Hills 90210.

This is now appearing with alarming frequency in a written format on this very website.

I was, like, driving etc etc.

Proper grips my st

[BrownBottle]

Mine are obviously riling a few people as they're on the first page

Pull the trigger
Bought/Brought
Full Fat Range Rover

[93DW]

People who respond to threads that aren't about eating raw meat and fighting large animals with your bare hands with "Since when did this turn into mumsnet?"

[Triumph Man]

Any of the clothes threads where people respond with "well I only buy my shirts from X tailor, blah de blah, and they were ONLY £150 each." Well good for you willy waver, you can afford £150 shirts, but to say they only cost that much is a bit nobbish!

Edited by Triumph Man on Sunday 8th May 17:21

[Monkeylegend]

Nik da Greek said:

Monkeylegend said:

Just proved your own point

Becos ironic

I know but one of my hates is "irony or ironic".

[Johnnytheboy]

People that complain about the weight or price of any new car.

Like the manufacturer accidentally made it heavier than they had to, and picked a price point without much consideration.

People who can't understand why someone would want a car that was pretty good at everything, rather than the obligatory weekend toy and daily "snotter"/"commuter slag".

[WD39]

Issi said:

Anybody who uses this site as an alternative to Google - for example the recent post -

"What's the weather like in Jamaica in August?"

Very hot and wet.

[INWB]

Car forums are bound to attract a certain type. Some will find me annoying and I find others annoying - if we were all the same life would be as boring as driving a Audi A4 1.4tfsi.

PH seemed to go through a stage where people with a Golf R were under the misapprehension that it was "THE BEST CAR EVEEEVVVEEER" and dissenting voices were told that as its 0-60 was so good for a hatch and that it was 4 wheel drive not only were you wrong but your wife was likely on Tinder right now trying to find someone with a Golf R to impregnate.

As hyperbole goes it was depressing especially as most Golf R drivers are on a lease*

• see what I did there?

[Atmospheric]

^

[RanchoGrande]

Tyre bores who claim that every tyre that's not a Continental/Michelin is a "fxxcking ditch finder mate" or "dodgy chinese crap mate" and how "they wouldn't put their family at risk by driving around with dodgy chinese tyres on"

[Nickbrapp]

Bookface or twitbook or changing any social media name to something slightly different, we get it, you're old and dont want to use it. Move on.

Pull the trigger - You're not in a 1980s movie about the stock exchange, so stop.

Only mugs by cars on finance, drive a snotter, let someone else take the depreciation hit, and all that general crap, if no one bought a car on finance, wheres the 15 year old petrol lexus you use as a " station car" going to come from?

Turning every thread into a argument with another grown man, because you're wife wont put out cause you're too busy feeding other boring men pointless drivell.

Picking out the tiniest spelling mistake, like it really matters.

Commenting on a thread about finance saying, " ive never had a credit card, ive never had a mortgage, i save for the things i want. Yes well done but no one really cares. Why are people so concerned about how others pay for things?