Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

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r3g

3,750 posts

39 months

Sunday 3rd July 2022
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Doofus said:
It's never really occurred to me to read anything on LinkedIn. Why would I want to?

It seems to me that if this stuff annoys you, there's a simple solution.
LinkedIn annoys me for a completely different reason - that is why is it locked down harder than Fort Knox unless you sign up with all your personal details for an account you don't want, as you just wanted to have a quick look at someone on there? grumpy In fact make that any site that requires you to create an account before you can view the site content.

cuprabob

16,652 posts

229 months

Sunday 3rd July 2022
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bristolracer said:
Petrol prices.
What is the point of the penny fraction when it is always .9?
It's never .3 or .6 is is it?
Oh look it's only £2.02 there! Er no, it's near as £2.03 as makes no difference.
Some retailers use .7 but your point is a valid one.

markymarkthree

2,980 posts

186 months

Sunday 3rd July 2022
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Whats on Second said:
don't talk utter ste.

what cost is involved in handwashing ?

few litres of tap water, a drop or two of detergent,..........erm, that's it
If you think i am going to wash car parts in the sink, think again.
Dishwasher every time, obviously when she is out. whistle

CoupeKid

875 posts

80 months

Sunday 3rd July 2022
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I saw a van that had been converted into a horse box.

On the back it had “Horses in Transit”.

It wasn’t a Transit, it was a Mercedes Sprinter.

Doofus

30,667 posts

188 months

Sunday 3rd July 2022
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CoupeKid said:
I saw a van that had been converted into a horse box.

On the back it had “Horses in Transit”.

It wasn’t a Transit, it was a Mercedes Sprinter.
Either you think this is funny or you're a dimbo.

Either way, I'm annoyed.

roger.mellie

4,640 posts

67 months

Sunday 3rd July 2022
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r3g said:
Doofus said:
It's never really occurred to me to read anything on LinkedIn. Why would I want to?

It seems to me that if this stuff annoys you, there's a simple solution.
LinkedIn annoys me for a completely different reason - that is why is it locked down harder than Fort Knox unless you sign up with all your personal details for an account you don't want, as you just wanted to have a quick look at someone on there? grumpy In fact make that any site that requires you to create an account before you can view the site content.
There must be a transition point on linkedin.

I don't get any job offers at all. Seriously not one that I can think of. Ok, there is the odd one, but not many.

What I do get is recruiters offering me loads of people and recruiters from every side of the planet wanting to link to me so they can link other recruiters too.

Have a CTO/CEO job title and you'll not be offered many jobs, you'll just get plagues in cheap pointy shoes trying to sell you crap engineers. Guess that puts me in the humble brag category but really I'd rather not be and am sick of plagues I've never heard of wanting to link. I've just given up on my account.


Hugo a Gogo

23,416 posts

248 months

Sunday 3rd July 2022
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GasEngineer said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
I'm incredibly jealous of the people who say they don't use enough stuff to use a dishwasher, mine is on at least once a day, often twice, in lockdown it was sometimes on three times
2 adults and four kids
As mentioned earlier in this thread: incorrect use of the word jealous.
Eh, no, no, wait...
I'm really worried someone will take those non-dishwasher-using people away from me

Ok, I meant envious

FiF

46,752 posts

266 months

Sunday 3rd July 2022
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roger.mellie said:
r3g said:
Doofus said:
It's never really occurred to me to read anything on LinkedIn. Why would I want to?

It seems to me that if this stuff annoys you, there's a simple solution.
LinkedIn annoys me for a completely different reason - that is why is it locked down harder than Fort Knox unless you sign up with all your personal details for an account you don't want, as you just wanted to have a quick look at someone on there? grumpy In fact make that any site that requires you to create an account before you can view the site content.
There must be a transition point on linkedin.

I don't get any job offers at all. Seriously not one that I can think of. Ok, there is the odd one, but not many.

What I do get is recruiters offering me loads of people and recruiters from every side of the planet wanting to link to me so they can link other recruiters too.

Have a CTO/CEO job title and you'll not be offered many jobs, you'll just get plagues in cheap pointy shoes trying to sell you crap engineers. Guess that puts me in the humble brag category but really I'd rather not be and am sick of plagues I've never heard of wanting to link. I've just given up on my account.
Actually I get annoyed by the emails from an ex colleague, who is otherwise a lovely guy, imploring me to join LinkedIn. "We really need you in Linkedin" repeatedly. No you don't, I've zero intention of working in that field again, why do you think I buggered off to do something completely different away from you shower and all your wky projects.

Cloudy147

2,964 posts

198 months

Sunday 3rd July 2022
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The modern placement of the red/green man crossing box on traffic lights does my head in.

Instead of being up and in front of you, effectively where I’m heading - and allowing me to see the red/green man clearly AND see both left and right in my periphery as walking, instead now I’m looking exclusively in one direction - and that direction is always just slightly behind me.

And if the crossing is busy, no fker can even see the green man any more, except for the one guy who’s stood in front of it - and he’s always on his phone and paying zero attention.

It’s unfathomable how enough people agreed that this was a better idea than what we already had to the point that it actually made it to become the new way of making crossings.

It’s a change for the sake of it and a stupid, stupid backward step for safety that makes utterly no sense at all to me.

And it pisses me off every time I cross at a set of lights.

V8mate

45,899 posts

204 months

Sunday 3rd July 2022
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Cloudy147 said:
The modern placement of the red/green man crossing box on traffic lights does my head in.

Instead of being up and in front of you, effectively where I’m heading - and allowing me to see the red/green man clearly AND see both left and right in my periphery as walking, instead now I’m looking exclusively in one direction - and that direction is always just slightly behind me.

And if the crossing is busy, no fker can even see the green man any more, except for the one guy who’s stood in front of it - and he’s always on his phone and paying zero attention.

It’s unfathomable how enough people agreed that this was a better idea than what we already had to the point that it actually made it to become the new way of making crossings.

It’s a change for the sake of it and a stupid, stupid backward step for safety that makes utterly no sense at all to me.

And it pisses me off every time I cross at a set of lights.
Word^.

I happen to know that PHer 'OnTheBreadline' is 100% responsible for this.

bigpriest

2,054 posts

145 months

Sunday 3rd July 2022
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roger.mellie said:
r3g said:
Doofus said:
It's never really occurred to me to read anything on LinkedIn. Why would I want to?

It seems to me that if this stuff annoys you, there's a simple solution.
LinkedIn annoys me for a completely different reason - that is why is it locked down harder than Fort Knox unless you sign up with all your personal details for an account you don't want, as you just wanted to have a quick look at someone on there? grumpy In fact make that any site that requires you to create an account before you can view the site content.
There must be a transition point on linkedin.

I don't get any job offers at all. Seriously not one that I can think of. Ok, there is the odd one, but not many.

What I do get is recruiters offering me loads of people and recruiters from every side of the planet wanting to link to me so they can link other recruiters too.

Have a CTO/CEO job title and you'll not be offered many jobs, you'll just get plagues in cheap pointy shoes trying to sell you crap engineers. Guess that puts me in the humble brag category but really I'd rather not be and am sick of plagues I've never heard of wanting to link. I've just given up on my account.
I don't work in recruitment but I imagine if they are trying to impress an employer, they will show off their network of 2,500 victims that they have linked with as it's a valuable contact list. Or wizard's parchment as they probably call it.

Whats on Second

732 posts

48 months

Sunday 3rd July 2022
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Cloudy147 said:
The modern placement of the red/green man crossing box on traffic lights does my head in.

Instead of being up and in front of you, effectively where I’m heading - and allowing me to see the red/green man clearly AND see both left and right in my periphery as walking, instead now I’m looking exclusively in one direction - and that direction is always just slightly behind me.

And if the crossing is busy, no fker can even see the green man any more, except for the one guy who’s stood in front of it - and he’s always on his phone and paying zero attention.

It’s unfathomable how enough people agreed that this was a better idea than what we already had to the point that it actually made it to become the new way of making crossings.

It’s a change for the sake of it and a stupid, stupid backward step for safety that makes utterly no sense at all to me.

And it pisses me off every time I cross at a set of lights.
this explains all , puffin crossings is the one you want.
https://sussexsaferroads.gov.uk/safer-for-pedestri...

The Don of Croy

6,216 posts

174 months

Sunday 3rd July 2022
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V8mate said:
On the radio this morning, they interviewed someone with the job title: Social and Emotional Resilience Coordinator.

This person works in a primary school.

I'm regularly annoyed beyond reason by the bizarre (and generally unnecessary) job roles invented by the public sector, but, today, I think I'm annoyed beyond reason that we've created a society where this person actually has a busy and meaningful occupation. What the fk have we done?
But cannot you marvel at an economy that can sustain these jobs? These and the ‘Five a Day’ coordinators, the entire Health and Safety industry, most legal based occupations and a fair few HR departments. All of them produce next to nothing, but somehow pull down above average wages.

Baffles me. Must be better than bashing metal and releasing those naughty carbons into the atmosphere though?

anonymous-user

69 months

Monday 4th July 2022
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V8mate said:
Cloudy147 said:
The modern placement of the red/green man crossing box on traffic lights does my head in.

Instead of being up and in front of you, effectively where I’m heading - and allowing me to see the red/green man clearly AND see both left and right in my periphery as walking, instead now I’m looking exclusively in one direction - and that direction is always just slightly behind me.

And if the crossing is busy, no fker can even see the green man any more, except for the one guy who’s stood in front of it - and he’s always on his phone and paying zero attention.

It’s unfathomable how enough people agreed that this was a better idea than what we already had to the point that it actually made it to become the new way of making crossings.

It’s a change for the sake of it and a stupid, stupid backward step for safety that makes utterly no sense at all to me.

And it pisses me off every time I cross at a set of lights.
Word^.

I happen to know that PHer 'OnTheBreadline' is 100% responsible for this.
hehe

The reason the crossing button/red man/green man is on the right (looking out from the crossing point) is so that you are looking in the general direction the traffic is coming from.

It's all laid out in:
https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/governmen...

(Chapter 19 - Puffin crossings)

Toucan crossings (Chapter 20) can use either nearside or farside signals, depending on traffic type, or the likelihood of queuing traffic blocking the far side signal.

Sheets Tabuer

20,279 posts

230 months

Monday 4th July 2022
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My old man has in the past few months started being like the you don't want to do it like that character from Harry Enfield.

From cutting the grass where he suggests I go the other way to sending a letter where I'm advised a little bit of sticky tape will ensure the contents don't fall out. I go to pick my daughter out some clothes from the shop and he will point to an item on another rail saying get this instead it's a penny cheaper.

FFS at 50 can't I make a sodding decision on my own!!

Whats on Second

732 posts

48 months

Monday 4th July 2022
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Sheets Tabuer said:
My old man has in the past few months started being like the you don't want to do it like that character from Harry Enfield.

From cutting the grass where he suggests I go the other way to sending a letter where I'm advised a little bit of sticky tape will ensure the contents don't fall out. I go to pick my daughter out some clothes from the shop and he will point to an item on another rail saying get this instead it's a penny cheaper.

FFS at 50 can't I make a sodding decision on my own!!
cut this loser adrift and get a younger bit of arm candy,
unless he's filthy rich that is, don't cut off your money source.

cuprabob

16,652 posts

229 months

Monday 4th July 2022
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Sheets Tabuer said:
FFS at 50 can't I make a sodding decision on my own!!
It would seem not as you're asking us smile

anonymous-user

69 months

Monday 4th July 2022
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Whats on Second said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
My old man has in the past few months started being like the you don't want to do it like that character from Harry Enfield.

From cutting the grass where he suggests I go the other way to sending a letter where I'm advised a little bit of sticky tape will ensure the contents don't fall out. I go to pick my daughter out some clothes from the shop and he will point to an item on another rail saying get this instead it's a penny cheaper.

FFS at 50 can't I make a sodding decision on my own!!
cut this loser adrift and get a younger bit of arm candy,
unless he's filthy rich that is, don't cut off your money source.
I think meaning of "old man" has been confused here!

V8mate

45,899 posts

204 months

Monday 4th July 2022
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The 'Google Profiles' thing that has been 'improved' over the last week or so (for me).

Constant pointless interventions. It has always worked fine for me - Chrome logged into one Gmail account which knows all the website passwords, except Youtube which - just for legacy reasons - uses a different account. But Chrome... just knew... and has always handled the two quietly and efficiently.

Now, I'm plagued by interruptions with Chrome insisting it log me into websites (where before I would just have stayed logged in until the cookie expired) and then fking it up and continuing to show the site's login page when it's actually logged in.

Just fk off. More tech 'progress' for the sake of it.

MartG

21,789 posts

219 months

Tuesday 5th July 2022
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fking bd loud seagulls flying near my house at 2am making a fking racket until they decide to fk off elsewhere around 5am

Why aren't we allowed to shoot the fkers out of the sky ? furious

And why does PH change the capital F in fking at the beginning of the sentence to a lower case one ?
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