Toasted Todger
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/firefighters-...
Mirror said:
Firefighters rescue man's penis from toaster - then warn people to start using "common sense"
I would be too embarrassed to call the Fire Brigade out for this. There again I can't envision a situation where my penis would end up inside a toaster. 
Surely there could be some time it would be appropriate?From the British Medical Journal,5 July, 1980. p 26.
Case 1--A 60-year-old man said that he was changing the plug of his Hoover
Dustette vacuum cleaner in the nude while his wife was out shopping. It
'turned itself on' and caught his penis, causing tears around the external
meatus.... Multiple lacerations of the glans [were] repaired with catgut.
Case 2--A 65-year-old railway signalman was in his signal box when he bent
down to pick up his tools and 'caught his penis in a Hoover Dustette, which
happened to be switched on.' He suffered extensive lacerations to the glans.
Case 3--A 49-year-old man was vacuuming his friend's staircase in a
loose-fitting dressing gown, when, intending to switch the machine off, he
leaned across to reach the plug; 'at that moment his dressing gown became
undone and his penis was sucked into the vacuum cleaner.'"
The report quoted above, in the British Medical Journal, concludes: "the
Hoover Dustette [has] fan blades about 15 cm from the inlet. The present
patients may well have thought that the penis would be clear of the fan but
were driven to new lengths by the novelty of the experience and came to
grief."
Case 1--A 60-year-old man said that he was changing the plug of his Hoover
Dustette vacuum cleaner in the nude while his wife was out shopping. It
'turned itself on' and caught his penis, causing tears around the external
meatus.... Multiple lacerations of the glans [were] repaired with catgut.
Case 2--A 65-year-old railway signalman was in his signal box when he bent
down to pick up his tools and 'caught his penis in a Hoover Dustette, which
happened to be switched on.' He suffered extensive lacerations to the glans.
Case 3--A 49-year-old man was vacuuming his friend's staircase in a
loose-fitting dressing gown, when, intending to switch the machine off, he
leaned across to reach the plug; 'at that moment his dressing gown became
undone and his penis was sucked into the vacuum cleaner.'"
The report quoted above, in the British Medical Journal, concludes: "the
Hoover Dustette [has] fan blades about 15 cm from the inlet. The present
patients may well have thought that the penis would be clear of the fan but
were driven to new lengths by the novelty of the experience and came to
grief."
eldar said:
From the British Medical Journal,5 July, 1980. p 26.
Case 1--A 60-year-old man said that he was changing the plug of his Hoover
Dustette vacuum cleaner in the nude while his wife was out shopping. It
'turned itself on' and caught his penis, causing tears around the external
meatus.... Multiple lacerations of the glans [were] repaired with catgut.
Case 2--A 65-year-old railway signalman was in his signal box when he bent
down to pick up his tools and 'caught his penis in a Hoover Dustette, which
happened to be switched on.' He suffered extensive lacerations to the glans.
Case 3--A 49-year-old man was vacuuming his friend's staircase in a
loose-fitting dressing gown, when, intending to switch the machine off, he
leaned across to reach the plug; 'at that moment his dressing gown became
undone and his penis was sucked into the vacuum cleaner.'"
The report quoted above, in the British Medical Journal, concludes: "the
Hoover Dustette [has] fan blades about 15 cm from the inlet. The present
patients may well have thought that the penis would be clear of the fan but
were driven to new lengths by the novelty of the experience and came to
grief."
I remember reading that at the time, I was beginning to think I'd imagined it. For some reason I thought it was in the Lancet and the last line was something about 'the gentlemen going to unforeseen lengths in their pursuit of pleasure'!!Case 1--A 60-year-old man said that he was changing the plug of his Hoover
Dustette vacuum cleaner in the nude while his wife was out shopping. It
'turned itself on' and caught his penis, causing tears around the external
meatus.... Multiple lacerations of the glans [were] repaired with catgut.
Case 2--A 65-year-old railway signalman was in his signal box when he bent
down to pick up his tools and 'caught his penis in a Hoover Dustette, which
happened to be switched on.' He suffered extensive lacerations to the glans.
Case 3--A 49-year-old man was vacuuming his friend's staircase in a
loose-fitting dressing gown, when, intending to switch the machine off, he
leaned across to reach the plug; 'at that moment his dressing gown became
undone and his penis was sucked into the vacuum cleaner.'"
The report quoted above, in the British Medical Journal, concludes: "the
Hoover Dustette [has] fan blades about 15 cm from the inlet. The present
patients may well have thought that the penis would be clear of the fan but
were driven to new lengths by the novelty of the experience and came to
grief."
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