Do you have a useless superpower?

[Don1]

As per the title. Do you have a crap super power?
Can you poo on command? Can you make any aftershave smell bad? Are you able to put fat on ten times faster than muscle? Do you have the muscle control to play a tune when you fart?

My rubbish super power is my fingernails grow faster than normal. How about you?

[Don1]

I forgot about another one I have.

I can accurately describe any wrapped present.

It’s a gift.